Milton Teagle “Richard” Simmons
I have no idea how the name Milton Teagle turned into the name Richard. I just now that Milton Simmons just doesn’t have the same ring to it. Milton doesn’t seem like a guy who would be jazzersizing in colorful spandex suits.
Now that I think about it, the name Richard doesn’t really scream “fun” either, but at least it’s more fun than Milton. I kind of like the middle name Teagle.