Get The Nail Gun Ready Because These People Are Absolutely Nailing It

It's hard to do anything in life perfectly, in fact, it's almost impossible. Humans are inherently flawed, yet for whatever reason we expect ourselves and others to try to strive for the unrealistic goal of perfection.

Other than Beyonce, there's no one who really comes to mind that's actually able to live up to those standards. Oh, wait, yes there are. The people in this article are going to blow your mind. They're nailing life better than anyone else. They may not have the money and power that Beyonce has, but they're putting one foot in front of the other and not even tripping on a curb.

A Doggo Den

If you have a dog and haven't even thought about the idea of giving them their room, you probably shouldn't have a dog.

They are the most loyal companion, and they deserve to be treated as such. Name one other thing in the world that would lick your face off after you just committed murder? Now that's loyalty.

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Shoutout To The H8ers

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With laws now targeting people who eat and drive, there needs to be an increase in creative minds working on the idea of keeping drive-thru food warm while in the car. Stay with me here.

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Food sucks when it gets cold, but if you have a 20-minute drive home and you're legally not allowed to be distracted when you drive there needs to be a solution. This person just figured it out. Heated seats acting like a microwave. It's genius.

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Not Usually A Huge Fan Of Couple's Tats, But...

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Photo Credit: Reddit / HallucinoJER
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Look, there's a right way to do couple's tattoos and a wrong way. Unfortunately, most people do it the wrong way.

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This is a rare example of one done right. First of all, the tattoo itself is very well done, and secondly, the collaboration isn't too over the top. Also, wine is always a hit.

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Fish Are Friends, Not Food

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This is some incredible recognition of some pets that do thankless work. Fish are supposed to wander around their tank and look pretty for you and ask for nothing but some food to survive.

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They have to perform 24/7 and are continually neglected by their owners. This is a small step in the right direction for the fish community.

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The Floor Is ALWAYS Lava

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Remember when you were a kid and you'd hop around your living room couches because the floor was lava? Well, this lady has never stopped playing.

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The dedication to the game is unmatched and mildly concerning from an on-looker standpoint. To each their own, I guess. Can someone tell her that she's won the game? For her own sake.

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The Color Blue Is A Social Construct

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Not to get too metaphysical here, but the color blue is only blue because we called it that way back when. Who says that grey can't be blue? It's all a matter of perspective.

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If the owner of this car believes that their door is blue than that door is blue. End of story. Some people saw a blue and black dress, while others saw a gold and white. It's just an opinion.

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A Life-Changing Realization

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Let's be honest, for people who don't have kids; alcohol tends to be a top priority for many people. Beer should be treated with the same respect as a baby, kind of.

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If you have to cradle your case of beer so that you don't drop it, then that's what you have to do. Confidence is great, but it's just cocky to risk the life of your beer by only using one hand.

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Where There's A Will, There's A Way

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If there's one thing that every student is good at, it's finding the loopholes in the system and exploiting them.

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This kid knew that he wasn't going into that exam without the ability to listen to music, so, he improvised. Nothing was said about bringing in a record player, so there's no harm, no foul here.

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Memes Can Cure Even The Most Awkward DM Slides

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Anyone who tells you that sliding into the DMs isn't awkward in general is probably the same person who doesn't get social cues in real life.

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There's no foolproof way to do it, but there are ways that can soften the blow. Memes are one of those ways. This is close to being perfect because he's asking for permission in a humorous way.

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My Profs Wouldn't Even Show Up...

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Everyone had that one teacher growing up who will stick with them forever. This is that teacher for every student who stepped foot in his class.

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A very small percentage of teachers are certified Jedis, so this guy is a rare breed. Conspiracy theories are floating around that he may actually be the fallen Jedi Qui-Gon Jinn who "died" in Star Wars Episode I.

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The Classic Time Killer?

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Have you ever been so bored that your brain takes a left turn into crazy-town? This is what's happening to this guy while he waits in line at this drive-thru.

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While measuring random distances is a, uh, common time-killer there are other options. You can play "I Spy" with yourself, or you can try singing for the 1,000th time. Even if you're really bad, don't worry you probably just haven't found the right genre for your pitchy voice, that's what I tell myself anyway.

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The Lengths This Friend Was Willing To Go To

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It takes a "day one" best friend to go and do this. Not many people will go and pretend they're another gender just to make their bestie's ex-boyfriend jealous.

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At the end of the day, if you're a true friend this would be a no-brainer. Your friend's happiness is your happiness at the end of the day.

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It Gets More Traumatizing The More You Look At It

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Rihanna went from being one of the most beautiful women in the world, to not even looking like a human being.

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Why does her neck look like it's about to claim the tallest tower in the world medal? That jawline could be considered a weapon of mass destruction it's so sharp. She deserves better.

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Spot The Black Sheep Of The Herd

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In this kid's defense, it's way more appealing to be able to beat the drum at your own pace. He wants to be different and stand out which wouldn't happen if he drew a snowman like everyone else.

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While all the rest of his classmates have collapsed to societal norms that are crippling their independence, he's stayed strong and maintained his dignity.

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Technology: 1000 — Old People: 0

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The real conflict that we face today isn't Russia or the Middle East it's our grandparents and their constant struggle with technology.

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The evolution of phones and cameras has increased at a pace that is even hard for us tech-savvy people to keep up with. Now imagine what Grannie Beth feels like when she's tasked with bringing her digital camera to an event.

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So.Close.Dude

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Close only matters in horseshoes and hand grenades. While this guy was, uh, close to pinching the moon he missed the mark.

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This guy is about as close to doing what he set out to do as Tom Cruise is to ever get an Oscar. It's a good attempt, but it's probably not going to happen.

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When You Want To Get Your Life Together But You Can't

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The emergence of social media also meant the emergence of people planning out their weekly meals.

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I swear meal prep only became a thing so that healthy people who have their lives together can show off how superior they are. In my humble opinion, this guy's meal prep is much more realistic and affordable than chicken with cooked broccoli and rice (which tends to be the usual meal of choice).

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When The Athlete Life Doesn't Choose You

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For some people, no matter how hard they try, being an athlete will just never be a thing. This girl found that out the hard way.

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Hand-eye coordination doesn't come naturally to many of us, this girl included. One can only hope that she found her path and quickly realized that the athlete life definitely didn't choose her.

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People Who Follow Through On Promises

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There's something to be said about people who can follow through on their promises. It's the little things like this that make a difference.

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Also, could getting a bedtime story read to you be the old version of listening to music or a podcast while going to bed? Let's go back to book which are probably way healthier to sleep beside since it's not connected to everything like your phone.

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Keep An Eye On Your Girl When Dave Is Around

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This is low-key a genius way to market yourself to women. Dave understands that women care about what other women say about their man.

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When a lot of females find you attractive, it just makes you that much more wanted in the eyes of other women. If 9 out of 10 suggest Dave, you already know that swiping left wouldn't even be an option for a single girl.