These Signs Are All We Really Want To See In Our Lives
Sign, sign, everywhere a sign.
If it wasn't for signs, we would be lost. Seriously, it's true. Signs are filled with important information depending on what you're looking for. There are signs for business, signs on the roads, signs on churches. Then, there are signs for penguins who are naughty or nice at the zoo. See, it's things like that which will grab your attention. Signs, they have a way with words to convince us we should do something, be in awe, or buy whatever it is we see.
Be More Open To People
Those are words to live by. The whole 'build a longer table' bit means to be more open to people and doing new things. Building a taller fence, well, that means you want nothing to do with them. Even if you're shy, it should inspire you to put yourself out there.
Save The Planet, Please
As if global warming isn't a thing. This pretty much sums up the fact that our society is lazy these days. Throwing a piece of trash on the ground goes a long way to polluting the Earth. So with that, a sign like this would be perfect to have in schools everywhere.
Welcome To Finland
It's always cold in Finland during the winter. I mean, it's no different than spending a winter in Winnipeg. People who live there could probably survive a winter in Finland since they're so many similarities.
Let's Get Philosophical
If feet are shoes, how do they know my shoe size? Questions like that will bring this sign to philosophy classrooms across the country. Better yet, teachers will make this a class assignment. A 2,000-word essay discussing whether or not feet are real shoes.
Support The Little Man
Ma and Pa shops are the way to go. They are so hard to find since they're such a rarity. Those shops usually come with the best things you wouldn't see at McDonald's —fresh homemade food, a family to feed outside of work, and customers who want something simple.
Move Over, Starbucks
This sounds intriguing. First, you won't have too much sass bothering you. Secondly, this is probably a troll to all the PSL lovers at Starbucks. You know, there's more to life than a venti PSL. PSR's are taking over that regime and we're excited to see some competition.
You Know What To Do
Signs like this aren't too hard to understand... for some people that is. It's a pet peeve for many drivers who deal with this. How hard is it to use a blinker that's right beside your steering wheel? Things like that make you wonder how people passed drivers ed.
Guess Which Is Which
Just reading what's on here gives you the right idea. Guys just want to go do their thing while girls turn bathroom time into Gossip Girl. It's a common thing for girls to go in pairs just to talk.
A PSA On A Highway Sign
How hard is it to NOT text and drive? Clearly, it's pretty bad these days, especially with a sign that has to use a pun to get its point across. It might be cheesy but it's just a friendly reminder to put the phone down behind the wheel. That text to anyone can wait once you get out of the driver's side.
Naughty Or Nice?
Now, this a cute sign! A penguin who is good or bad each month gets put on display at a zoo in New Zealand. It's not really shaming, just a way for visitors to find humor in something. Watch, once the next month comes around, Timmy will be the good penguin by staying out of trouble.
Wash Your Hands, Okay?
It doesn't matter who you are, just be sure to wash your hands. It's disgusting when people use a public bathroom but don't bother to wash their hands. Chances are, that's the cook who walked out without a little rinse and soap.
First World Problem
Wifi has its ups and downs. It can be fast or slow, which all depends on where you really are. It's great to see a lot of places offer free Wifi for its customers. Without it, we would be completely lost. Remember the time when there was no Wifi? Those were the days.
Stay Thirsty, My Friends
I had a poster like this in my college years. It pretty much summed up the life of a student's Friday night. This is such a great precautionary, especially for drivers. That way, they can be aware of a bunch of kids in a drunken stupor while j-walking to get to the bar.
Beware Of Doggo
As cute as the dog looks, it really has a sign. Sure, the dog is small, but it might come with a ferocious bark. A bark so loud that not all small dogs could master in their lifetimes.
The Weakest Link
When a group of clowns attacks, always jump the juggler. They just want to be the person to fit in the clown crowd. Either way, this would be a lot scarier than Pennywise the Clown.
Heads Up!
Have you ever seen this happen before? It's more destructive than you could imagine. Once insurance finds out what they did, they won't be enjoying all the paperwork that comes with it. Hopefully, that sign breaks away fairly easy so that the truck driver doesn't do too much damage.
Trivia On A Sign
Long car rides can be exhausting. So, why not make the trip exciting with some trivia. You can school your parents or friends, depending on the questions. It will make the car ride more enjoyable, and time will go by so fast that you'll reach your destination without even knowing it.
Beware Of Humans
Good, you got passed the doggo. No, this isn't the house that Ruth built, just an owner who might be a little crazy. But, with a small dog, we'll just assume that it's an old lady's house. The signs? well, they're probably fun little gifts from the grandkids.
When Animals Attack
This is like that scene from Without A Paddle when Seth Green has to go into the fetal position when a bear approaches him. The only difference this time around is that this isn't a movie. A sign like this would be so important to know, even if you're Les Stroud from Survivor Man.
Look Both Ways Before Crossing
Hit me with your car and you're paying my student debt for a LONG time. Speaking of this sign, the city of New York and Toronto could use this. Why? well, the roads are congested enough in both cities. Oh, and the majority of the drivers have no clue what they're even doing.
This Doesn't Look Promising
The first question you should ask yourself when walking through a wooded area is 'exactly how many hands are going to be reaching out at me as I run by?'
Luckily, this forest has a sign, guaranteeing no less than six hands reaching out at you. Fortunately, there don't appear to be an ROUS's (rodents of unusual sizes).
Don't Mess With Mountain Folk
This is a serious epidemic that apparently, only the mountain people can cure with pure sass. If you're driving looking for that next exit going five under the speed limit on the highway, you're going to make enemies.
Fortunately, it looks like that mountain is just off in the distance, so your journey is nearing its end.
Get This Kid A Whistle
Being a ref is tough. You never get the credit for the 192 calls you get correct. You only hear about the one you get wrong, because it generally can mean the difference between winning and losing.
This kid just said what we're all thinking, and hopefully, the ref he's referring to gets a new phone plan for his troubles.
Finally, A Protest I Can Get Behind
It's about time someone came out and said it. No longer shall we be keeping our eggs out on the counter so that they can get lukewarm and potentially go bad.
This lady is taking her message to the streets in order to save lives, and we're right behind her.
I Think The Message Got Lost In Translation
Listen, this was supposed to raise money for a very worthwhile cause, but the message was clearly rushed. While we should all do our best to eradicate childhood diabetes, physically fighting them may not be the answer.
On the plus side, crafts do make excellent Christmas gifts. So there's that.
It's A Simple Lesson
I'm sure we can all agree that door-to-door delivery person is not exactly the most glamorous job in the world. Sure, you get some general exercise and I can only imagine how many dogs you'd see on a daily basis, but it's not exactly what we go to school for.
So some people might have missed this lesson. We all didn't grow up with fancy doorbells Kevin!
All Of The Above
I think I just found the first multiple choice question for my Hinge profile.
There is absolutely no good reason for littering, but if you can answer any question with any of these 3 (or I guess 4) answers, I don't think we can be friends. I already have enough jerks in my life.
Sign Me Up
You know when you were a kid and had to 'save' your seat so no one else could take it? Well, this is the old man equivalent to that.
While it's nice that this restaurant marked their territory with this sign, hopefully, their business doesn't take a hit as people worry about the smell of old farts hanging around their food.
A Lesson As Old As Time
Photo Credit: TheSuppishOne / Reddit
If you're looking for that perfect Father's Day gift to show your dad that yes, you did, in fact, hang on to every word of fatherly wisdom that he bestowed upon you, this is that gift.
I can already see him tear up in disappointment as yet another piece of handiwork gets thrown into the fire for warmth.
Think Of The Animals
This is a lesson most of us slept through in biology class, but it's important to know the difference between a carnivore, a herbivore, and an omnivore.
Also, no matter how cute the seals look, do NOT enter their enclosure. Learn from my mistakes. You can't get rid of that smell of fish.
A Sign For The Ages
Everyone knows what the red sign above is the universal signal for, "stop." Whoever made this particular sign has a sense of humor about it. If only every stop sign was branded with the word "dur."
Of course, maybe we need this sign because fewer people would roll through them if they were made to feel bad about themselves first.
This Is Just Sad
This sad sign just needs a little cheering up! It's not its fault that a terrible office building or something has been built in front of it!
Still, I wonder what amazing view this billboard had. Maybe it was the ocean or snow covered mountain tops. Whatever it was, I'm sad for this sign having lost something it clearly loved.
Finally, A Safe Place To Let It All Out
This Men's Wearhouse should probably have someone look at its lights. Who knows what kind of business it could attract as the local "Swearhouse." I know I would go there to let off some steam!
Actually, maybe this store should rebrand itself and see what happens. The possibilities are endless!
An Eye For An Eye
Don't feed the cats! This warning has never been more clear with the punishment being promised by this sign! I don't even want to imagine what it means. Here's to hoping it was just a typo.
Perhaps it meant to say, "violators will be escorted from the property." That sounds a little more family-friendly, at least.
This Place Is Totally Haunted
I'm not falling for this one again! The last time I bought a house that claimed it wasn't haunted I ended up calling an exorcist! Whatever ghosts set up this sale could work harder to be friendlier.
There is always the chance the ghostly resident just wants someone to play rummy with. If you're willing to take that chance.
It Pays To Get Wet
Okay, this one is a little confusing. Is Sean Doherty a real estate salesman or a water gun salesman. I hope it's the latter, and I hope he spends his days going door to door trying to convince parents to buy their kids the perfect summer toy.
If he came to my door, I know I would be more tempted to by a water gun from him than a house!
Batman Doesn't Need A Discount
This sign proves its possible to save more than just lives as super hero! At this store Batman gets a pretty sweet discount! He just has to show up in costume, which would probably incite an unwanted media frenzy.
Batman would probably have a way out of that situation, though. He has a utility belt for a reason, after all!
Watch Your Step
There are two possibilities for this amazing sign. Either that is an accurate interpretation of what people look like when they slip on a wet surface or people this particular surface causes jazz hands.
Honestly, I'd be okay with slipping if jazz hands were my fate. I might even welcome it!
A Cure For Hunger
This sign solved the simple problem of what a person can do when faced with hunger pains. Apparently, there is no greater way to suppress your appetite than with a big juicy burger.
It's hard to deny the logic too. Eating when hungry is just common sense. Everyone should do it!
Aiming Is Considerate
Sometimes men can be real jerks! This sign is not asking for anything too insane or illogical. The establishment just wants bathroom goers to be a little nicer. The use of words is great too!
Hopefully, this attention-grabbing sign gets the job done. It definitely gets the message across.
