These Craftspeople Have Awful Taste But Executed Their Visions Perfectly

Ever see something so bad that it’s good? How about so good that it’s bad? All of the items on this list fall under one of those two categories. These are bad ideas that were executed so well that you can’t help but marvel at them.

Read on to see the best/worst tattoo, some creative nail art, and a car decal that almost got its owner arrested.

The Minions Are Taking Over

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The Minions have already taken over, I should say. How this kids movie continues to stay relevant I will never know.

Yeah, the art looks great. The colors are vibrant and it’s a nice design— but come on, haven’t we had enough Minions?

The Better To Hear You With, My Dear

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These earrings look just like another ear. Isn’t that just what you’ve always wanted! Jewelry that looks like body parts?

Why have two ears when you could have four? These are super weird, but they do look very lifelike. If you’re going to wear another ear on your earlobe, it should at least be a well-made ear.

Ikea Yeezys

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I love Ikea, so I am actually very into these, but I can see how a true Yeezy enthusiast may take issue with these blue and yellow specimens.

You’ve got to admit, though, these are very well crafted. Would I pay full Yeezy price for them? Probably not.

A Bike With An Exoskeleton

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Speaking of taste, lobsters actually taste great. You probably don’t want to taste this bike, though. An artist was commissioned by Shediac Lobster Shop in Maine to design this Lobster Motorcycle.

Apparently, kids love to sit on it for pictures (or parents love to take pictures of their kids sitting on it).

Something’s Fishy

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This is some crazy intricate eye makeup. As soon as she stands up the whole thing is going to fall apart, though. Not very practical.

I’d never wear this look out on the town, but for a quick Instagram picture? Count me in. Keep reading for a tattoo that made us laugh, and then cry.

A Regular Gumshoe

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This looks like something that Miley Cyrus might wear. It is a very well-made shoe, though. I’m tempted to try it on just because it genuinely looks like gum stuck to a shoe’s heel.

Would I wear it to work? I don’t think so. To a costume party? You bet.

Pockets For Days

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This actually looks super comfortable and those pockets are perfectly placed to be remote or phone holders. Maybe more couches should have pockets. Then we wouldn’t keep losing our remotes.

If you’re going to make a sofa out of denim, this is definitely the way to do it.

Inked For Life

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This is actually hilarious, except that it’s on somebody’s body for the rest of his life. Of course, that’s what makes it funny.

Spongebob memes will never not be funny— that is, until they inevitably aren’t funny anymore. Read ahead for a sweet treat that tastes delicious, but looks awful.

By The Hand Of Jesus

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This tattoo brings a whole new meaning to the phrase, “nailed it.” Now, whatever this guy does with his left hand, it will look like Jesus is doing it.

Let’s just say I hope he’s right-handed (unless he only uses his hands to give to charity and bless the sick).

The Weight Of The World

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I think these leggings are super clever. Two Atlases holding up two butt cheeks? Symmetrical and sexy. What happens when Atlas shrugs, though? Probably magic.

Yeah, it’s in poor taste, but it’s so well done that it doesn’t matter. Let’s have a round of applause for the artist who made this happen.

Well, That’s Gross

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I know you never asked for a cockroach doughnut, but now that you know they exist, don’t you kind of want one?

I’d take a doughnut in any shape if I’m being honest— antennas or no antennas. As long as it’s full of custard, I want to put it in my mouth. Keep reading for the cartoon family secret you didn’t know you needed to see.

Mermaid Nails

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These are not the most practical nails in the world, but they do look interesting. I’m sure it took a lot of effort to get them to look this perfect and shiny.

I guess these don’t necessarily have to be mermaid nails— they could just be fish nails. There’s no human or fish top half, so we’ll never know.

That’ll Do, Donkey. That’ll Do.

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Everything about this is just wrong— except for the execution. It’s well done, just the thing that’s well done is not very attractive.

Literally, nobody needs this. He’s taking up a huge chunk of that bench that’s meant for people. It’s time for that donkey to move along.

This Makes A Lot Of Sense

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Why have I not noticed this connection before? Of course Gerald is the illegitimate love child of Marge Simpson and Carl Carlson. I’m glad to see that the person has legitimized the union by getting their family portrait tattooed on his calf.

The family that gets inked on a dude together, stays together.

Hungry, Hungry Hippo Car

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Why drive a car when you can drive a hippo? Or two hippos. A hippo on a hippo. Yeah, this car isn’t going to win any beauty contests, but it looks great for what it is— which is a hippopotamusmobile.

What’s next? A boat that looks like a hippopotamus? Actually, that would be kind of cool.

An Apt Waiting Room

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This is both super cool and super creepy. Patients may feel uncomfortable waiting for their appointment in a replica human mouth.

I bet dentists are totally immune to how creepy this is. They look inside mouths all the time, so it’ slike they practically live in one already.

This Third Eye Is Hella Spooky

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I wonder if this guy will ever be able to find a job anywhere on earth. He may have better luck on a planet where people actually have a third eye under their chins.

Still, this eye is very well drawn. If you’re going to put weird artwork near your face, it may as well be good looking artwork. I’d prefer if it were on a canvas though…

A Dangerous Decal

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Police officers in Germany pulled over this car because it looks like it’s just been involved in some kind of murder. Turns out, that’s just a blood sticker, and the cops let them go because awful taste is not a crime.

Read on for some scandalous nail art that’s almost not safe for work.

How About A Bone Bike?

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What’s that? You asked for a regular mountain bike and not for a two-wheeled unmotorized vehicle made of bones? Well, you get what you get and you don’t get upset.

Start pedaling, homie. You have to get home before your evil henchmen start gnawing on each other’s legs.

Stripper Nails, Because Why Not

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As if a plain hole in the middle of a fingernail wasn’t disturbing enough, this hole has a scantily clad lady inside of it.

Regular nails are for chumps. Creative people have creative nails, and it doesn’t get much more creative than an embedded stripper pole.