Being a professor isn’t the easiest job in the world. It’s a challenge when there are many students who’d rather be anywhere instead of a classroom. Most professors believe that students need the proper motivation, but sometimes, that’s not the case.
A bunch of students and teachers came together to share stories that prove that some students just aren’t that bright. I mean, how hard is it to know where the moon is? These folks might need to go back to school for a semester or two.
Please Tell Us More
Given the extent of his “knowledge”, I’m not sure “familiar with Africa” was the right phrase to use there.
This teacher needs to set the record straight and remind the student that Africa is NOT a country. Oh man, is it possible to give out negative grades these days?
We Have Dumb And Dumber, Then There’s This Guy
Let’s hope the student is repeating the class for the 25th year in a row. However, most students hand in their papers with stuff like www.freeessays.com right on the page header.
If you’re going to cheat, at least put in a LITTLE effort into hiding it.
Never Heard Of This Davin Chi Dude
Was he also keen on Micahel Ann Jello? He must have been acquitted with Raff eye yell too.
That student is hopeless. How can someone get in a course like this without knowing how to use spellcheck? I weep for the future, but hopefully, this teacher is a dad who loves puns. Fear not, one student believed that some actor named Leo was the same person in two different movies.
Honestly, as someone who has a smart brother that doesn’t try in the least, this sounds a lot like self-sabotage or a cry for help.
The fact that this person managed to get every single question wrong is an unlikely probability. Yes, he could have been dumb, but it’s more likely that he threw the quiz for some reason.
Your Future Defense Lawyer
This might be a stupid question: how often do velociraptors come into play in the criminal justice system?
Oh, that’s right, you have to sue an amusement park for gross negligent manslaughter. Despite that sarcastic answer being fictional, Jurassic Park can turn into a courtroom drama.
Leo made Romeo and Juliet FIRST then the Titanic came second. Shakespeare wrote one while the other sank into the ocean.
This reminds me of the guy in our class who didn’t understand reruns. We were in the dorm lobby and buddy freaked out when Seinfeld came on. I promise that not all of us are idiots. The next one ahead proves just that.
That’s A Great Shout Out Right There
I’m going to have to remember that the next time I pass by miles of garlic fields in the valley. To be fair, it’s not that bad of a question.
Iowa produces a ton of corn. It’s an incredibly stupid government subsidy, and high fructose corn syrup is in everything these days.
Of Course, The Red, White And Blue Moon!
Too bad they forgot about Sailor Moon. The trouble is that it’s not just the students. It’s also the masses since most students can’t find the US on a world map.
Don’t worry, this is much better than having a Canadian kid in the class say “I just moved here from Canada and they think I’m slow, eh?”
Some People Must Be Afraid Of The Average American
I promise that not all of us are idiots. Imagine being an exchange student in Texas.
You’re sitting in geography class when the first questions you hear from your schoolmates were: “is Poland a Russian republic, do Polish women shave legs, and do we have TVs?” The next one ahead will leave anyone dumbfounded, even if it makes sense.
How Did She Even Get Into The Program?
An on-off switch is something even preschoolers can recognize. However, she could have had serious stage fright.
Fear of public speaking is at the top for sure and speaking under pressure in a crowd is tough. She clamped up, but that’s what happens when you’re nervous and put on the spot.
Dumbfounded For A Week, Maybe A Month
No, second-grade science won’t save you this time. Hasn’t that moron ever heard of water or H20? I guess he puts oil in all of his cold drinks.
It would make him sick, but that just proves how slow he is. All that oil has probably killed his brain cells.
Meanwhile, Some People Believe The Earth Is Flat
That was really rude of the professor to go off like that. He was kind of an idiot for doing this since she was asking a legit question. Way to destroy your students love of learning you fool.
Teachers really don’t need to shame their students, but they will never learn. Still on the way, a conversation between the teacher and student is such a Ralph Wiggum thing.
He Can’t Remember What Class He’s In
He’s not the only one who’s gone through this. Just last week, I bought something from the store and ripped up the instructions before I realized that I needed them.
However, the only parts that were readable were in French and Spanish. Not being bilingual, I decided to Google the instructions instead.
It was scary reading about it until she was trying to read the German menu. It pains me that she didn’t know what German was.
It’s a different language since it seems like that’s a tourist area in the summer. However, most tourists aren’t prepared for anything but the English language.
That Teacher Is A Savage
There’s nothing wrong with this. Our politicians do this all the time. It’s also problem-solving in the weirdest way possible.
I mean, it could be worse. He could tell all the kid’s friends what a complete moron he really is. It’s the most Ralph Wiggum thing ever. One student is too influenced by a basketball player. The fact that they have one thing in common will make your head spin.
At Least He Grasped The Concept, I Guess
It was probably a joke, but he confused a fictional character with a real psychologist. He probably thought Sherlock was real too.
He’s not entirely stupid, but maybe he thought the author just used a real person as a character in the book. This ordeal happens often.
One Sketchy Way To Introduce Yourself
For kidnapping? He must have mistaken the class to be a creative writing course. I guess the goal of the class was finally reached, but I would look for another class to take.
That way, you avoid this sketchy person and hopefully avoid being kidnapped.
THE EARTH IS NOT FLAT
If I was younger, I probably could have believed this until I went to preschool. Well, maybe if he grew up on the Great Plains in Canada, that would make a ton of sense.
However, he is too influenced by Kyrie Irving, who believes that the Earth is flat. Whatever floats your boat, Kyrie.
Technology Has Come A Long Way
This sounds pretty confusing. You mean, there are correct answers and incorrect answers to the same question? Why didn’t anyone tell me this before?
Honestly though, with the way the situation went down, this sounds like something out of a sitcom.
Haven’t We Learned Anything From Ferris Bueller?
Unfortunately, the world is full of people who want to be in charge but got there using methods like this.
All they care about was getting ahead, but never did any of the work to get to there. If you have the misfortune to have one of those people as your boss, good luck to you.