These Bizarre Obituaries Have Us Dying From Laughter And Crying For People We’ve Never Met

Nothing in life is inevitable except for death and taxes. That might be depressing, but these obituaries make facing the inevitability of death just a little easier. All of these final notices are super well-written. Some are funny, some are sad, and some are just plain weird, but they all remind us that life is short. So live it up while you still can.

I’m kind of sad that I never got to meet any of these people while they were alive because most of them sound pretty darn awesome. Keep reading for a woman who included her bra size in her obituary, the shortest obituary in the world, and a man who never heard his wife break wind.

Emily Phillips Is Sad To Report That She Has, In Fact, Passed Away

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It pains me to admit it, but apparently, I have passed away. Everyone told me it would happen one day but that’s simply not something I wanted to hear, much less experience.

Once again I didn’t get things my way! That’s been the story of my life all my life.”