These Pictures Prove That Break-Ups Are The Result Of Multiple Hilarious Break-Downs

Honestly, break-ups can bring the absolute worst out of people, from doing anything to get revenge, right up to crippling emotional break-downs. They can be messy and painful, so it's unfair to criticize someone for taking it hard and making irrational decisions.

Everyone has their own way of dealing with someone telling you that they're better off without you being in their life. It's hard to hear when you're the one having to deal with it, but as observers, sometimes it can be absolutely hilarious. I mean, what are you supposed to do with that personalized tattoo? Let's take some time to appreciate some of the best and worst responses to getting cut.

Jesus Take The Wheel

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Well, that's one way to do it. I feel like there are other petty things you can do that won't result in their death.

On that note, is there anything more annoying than having windshield wipers that are on, but don't work? Those times when they just smudge the rain on the glass and make it actually harder to see.

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"Lost 180 Pounds In Two Seconds"

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Is there any better way to lose a significant amount of weight without having to do anything?

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This is the best diet and exercise plan around. Move over Jenny Craig, the photoshop diet is making its rounds. It's also kind of weird because the guy who got snipped kind of looks like George W Bush.

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This Is A Much Better Tattoo Anyways

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It should be illegal for someone who's been in a relationship for two weeks to get a tattoo of their partner's name.

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In the defense of this guy, he did at least upgrade his tattoo from Sarah, who is probably likable 50% of the time, to Siracha, which is likable 100% of the time.

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...And That Backfired Significantly

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Is she really your best friend if she doesn't dress up as a guy for your Snapchat stories to make your ex-boyfriend jealous, is she really even your best friend?

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This time it backfires because they didn't spend enough time making sure that Caroline had the perfect amount of stubble on her face.

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"Well, I Still Have That Couples Massage Coupons"

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When you unexpectedly get dumped by your girlfriend right before you were going to give her a couple's massage coupon — you improvise.

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That couples massage is not going to waste. Instead, he brought his best friend which is very cute. Friends who couples massage together, stay together.

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Post-Break-Up Blues

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After this fella just got the cut from his long-time girlfriend, his friends decided they would try to cheer him up. NOTHING cheers a man up more than a nice little blanket-fort boys night.

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Some video games, a few beers, a lot of chips and absolutely NO girls allowed. Read the sign.

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It's All About The Revenge Body

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This guy's girlfriend broke up with him because she said he was too fat. So, what does he do? Just loses an insane amount of weight and runs a half-marathon.

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I wonder how many different ways his ex-girlfriend has tried to get in touch with him? Actually, I should say, how many times has he had to ignore her because she just randomly realized she wants him back?

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The Break-Up Care Package

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There are specific foods and drinks that need to be consumed post-break-up. There tends to be a similarity between all of the stuff you should eat, and it tends to be the fact that they're all very bad for you.

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Post-breakup meals are so weird, you start to try foods and combinations that should never go together but you don't care. It's like, let me make a pizza with Skittles and Smarties and pickles and see how it turns out.

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Letting Your Significant Other Down In The Easiest Way

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Is there any better way to be broken up with? The quick answer is absolutely not. You may have lost your girlfriend or boyfriend, but you gained an even better companion in that pizza.

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Pizza will never disappoint you like a GF or BF will. It will never argue with you, it will never steal your sweaters and it will never want anything other than your satisfaction in return.

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From All-Time High To An All-Time Low

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Whoever took the time out to do this should be evaluated for psychiatric help. It takes a monster to want to do this to your partner in public.

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This is the first sign a serial killer, I think. The maliciousness that this type of break-up holds is really awful. Have to feel for that person.

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Everyone Needs A Little BIt Of Comfort Food

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The knot in your stomach that you have when you know you're going to break up with your girlfriend is intense. There's nothing you can really do about it because it's natural.

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That is unless you have some Hot Cheetos sitting around. They're scientifically proven to relieve any nerves that may be caused by breaking up with someone. Okay, they might not be scientifically proven yet, but they will be.

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Let's Be Honest, Cake Makes Everything Better

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Kudos to any couple who can break-up or get a divorce and still have a sense of humor about it.

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Studies are showing that half of the married couples are now getting a divorce which is alarming, but realistic. If every couple could be this easy-going about it, the world would be a better place.

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It's About Resource Management

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This guy's wife divorced him suddenly and it definitely took a toll on him emotionally. The good news was that she left her wedding dress at their place and it's safe to say he put it to good use.

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It's perfect camouflage when hunting in the winter so it's of great value to him now. Thanks, Vera Wang.

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Well, That's One Way To Do It

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Once again, tattoos that have anything to do with your girlfriend or wife should not be allowed. They should be illegal and there should be a penalty to any tattoo artist who inks them.

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This is an absolutely savage tattoo cover-up that will ensure that they won't be getting back together. Can you imagine if somehow they did get back together and he had to change it again? Yikes.

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the Most Dramatic "I Hope She Was Worth It" Ever

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It's a huge part of a relationship to have a closet at your boyfriend or girlfriend's place. If half of your wardrobe isn't at your significant others than your relationship is bound for failure.

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But, that's just the problem. Once y'all break-up you either have to awkwardly get all of your stuff back by going to their place, or they just set it on fire. It's really a 50-50 split.

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If you Don't Want To Go Out To Party, We'll Bring The Party To You

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When your roommate just breaks up with her boyfriend and is in a bit of a depression, nothing will cheer her up more than going out to a strip club.

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She wasn't really down to go to the strip club, so her roommates brought the strip club to her. Mildly awkward and cringe but we have to respect the dedication to her happiness.

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He's Going To Have A Lifetime Of Pain

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There's being petty, and then there's this. When you find out your boyfriend is cheating on you, the roladex of crazy ideas swirl in a girl's head.

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This is one of the more savage but appropriate ideas. Not much is more devastating to the ego and your emotions than getting cheated on, so a drastic response like this is needed to prove a point.

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This Is The Biggest Win Of Any Break-Up Ever

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There's nothing more satisfying than getting broken up with and then that person realizing there's no one better than you.

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It's probably the best compliment you can ever receive. You're now in the driver's seat and have all the power over the relationship going forward.

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The Fridge Is The Window Into Someone's Relationship Status

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You can always tell how someone's emotional state and relationship status is by what they have in their fridge or freezer.

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If there are more than three tubs of ice cream you might as well stay the night because that person is going through a really rough time. This freezer means the person is devastated.

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Oh, Tinder. You Save The Day Again

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In the age of dating apps, you can literally have a girlfriend one second and then the next, be getting swarmed with hook-up requests from strangers.

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Tinder has been the band-aid solution to many recently single hearts, and the jury is still out as to whether it actually helps. I guess even temporary fixes are okay too.