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| 1. | Madonna bottles and sells water from Lourdes. | 2. | Theologians agree to first prove the existence of God before tackling the existence of Pat Buchanan's wife. | 3. | The image of the Virgin Mary appears on a 'wrap' in a trendy eaterie in Taos, New Mexico. | 4. | As a good faith effort Texaco funds a scholarship program for black students at the University of California. | 5. | Dr. Jack Kevorkian hurries to the bedside of Richard Nixon at the request of a distressed Republican National Committee. | 6. | Screenwriter Joe Esterhaus and actor Michael Douglas begin filming "Labor Pains", a movie about a pregnant teenage father struggling to support his family by himself. | 7. | The Reverend John Wayne Bobbit lends his support to what he mistakenly thinks is the "Defensive Marriage Act." | 8. | Bill Gates announces the release of Windows '96. | 9. | Boston's Irish Catholics are thrown into confusion when Saint Patrick's Day falls on a Thursday. | 10. |
Working on an anonymous tip, social scientists work to document the first known case of a white man getting turned down for a job for not being qualified. |
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