Big Award
"I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot. So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth."
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Jesus is Bored Award
PostFundamentalist Press proudly announces the
"Jesus is Bored Award"
in honor of the many abysmally dismal Christian web sites sprouting up like unsightly, fetid mushrooms all over the world wide web.
Jesus was an outlaw. He hung out with the dregs of humanity, tax collectors,
blue-collar workers, prostitutes, the diseased and sometimes, most disgustingly,
the religious right. Jesus broke the law. He challenged the reigning religious
establishment and he received the death penalty for his efforts.
If Jesus made a web page it would offend most of the Christian Right.
Plus it would be designed well. Jesus definitely had style.
- Arrogantly huge file sizes.
(The worst offender is over 400K) - Lots of cheesy clip art.
- Gratuitous and bland music, video and quicktime movies.
- The usual literalist dreck about gays and women.
- The requisite, "Where are you spending eternity?" Javascript ticker tape.
- Non-interlaced GIFS.
- Tired cyber-stardrek background tiles.
Below is a list of Christian web sites that solicited visits from Poppy
Dixon, editor of PostFundamentalist Press, though probably to save her soul
rather than to elicit her opinion.
For more lukewarm sites use the "Best of the Christian Web" search engine.
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