In 1208 Christian armed forces attacked the town of Beziers, France slaughtering 20,000 men, women and children accused of heresy. When the commanding legate, Arnaud, was asked how to tell the heretics from the believers he answered, 'Kill them all, let God sort them out.' (1)

Today, as Christians migrate between boutique doctrines, sampling myriad designer beliefs it's even MORE important to quickly discern the fiber of another's faith. Borrowing, yet again, from the queer community we offer the following hanky code. This way you won't accidently pray with the 'wrong kind of people' at the next PromiseKeeper's Event.

Wear the appropriate hankies in either your left or right back pant's pocket depending on your beliefs.
Antinomianism | Eternal Security
Left: Once saved, always saved
Right: Salvation at risk
Baptism
Left: Sprinkle
Right: Dunk
Creationism accepted
Left: metaphorically
Right: literally
Life begins at
Left: birth
Right: conception
Racial Reconciliation
Left: no mixing
Right: now accepting donations from other races
The Last Days
Left: postmillenarian
Right: postmillenarian
Pentacost
Left: era dependent
Right: living it now
Glossolalia | Speaking in Tongues
Left: gift of the Holy Ghost
Right: ridiculous gibberish
Snake handling
Left: not inspired by the Holy Spirit
Right: inspired by the Holy Spirit
Christian Identity
Left: race traitor
Right: white is right
Reconstructionism
Left: America: Love it or leave it
Right: bring back the stake
Flat Earth
Left: denies
Right: God said it, I believe it
Gravity
Left: it's not just a good idea, it's the law
Right: a deception of Satan

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NOTES
1) The Dark Side of Christian History, by Helen Ellerbe, page 74. Morningstar Books 1995

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