GOD'S TOTAL QUALITY MANAGEMENT QUESTIONNAIRE

GOD'S TOTAL QUALITY MANAGEMENT QUESTIONNAIRE,
adapted from "God Wants to Know," © 1993 B.C. Brown, http://www.espressopress.com/

God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage. In order to better serve your needs, She asks that you take a few moments to answer the following questions.

Please keep in mind that your responses will be kept completely confidential, and that you need not disclose your name or address even if you prefer a direct response to comments or suggestions.

1. How did you find out about God?

Newspaper

Television

Word of mouth

Bible

Torah

Other Book

Divine Inspiration

Near Death Experience

Other

(specify):

2. Are you currently using any other source of inspiration in addition to God? Please check all that apply.

Tarot

Horoscope

Fortune cookies

Self-help books

Biorythms

Mantras

Insurance policies

Lottery

Television

Ann Landers

Sex

Alcohol or drugs

Other:

(specify)

None

3. God employs a limited degree of Divine Intervention to preserve the balanced level of felt presence and blind faith. Which would you prefer (check one)?

a. More Divine Intervention

b. Less Divine Intervention

c. Current level of Divine Intervention is just right

d. Don't know

4. God also attempts to maintain a balanced level of disasters and miracles. Please rate on a scale of 1 - 5 her handling of the following (1=unsatisfactory, 5=excellent):

a. Disasters (flood, famine, earthquake, war)

1 2 3 4 5

b. Miracles (rescues, spontaneous remission of disease, sports upsets)

1 2 3 4 5

5. Do you have any additional comments or suggestions for improving the quality of God's services?

Thank you!

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