When Love is Not Enough: Hell, by Miss Poppy Dixon

Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye compass sea and land to make one proselyte, and when he is made, ye make him twofold more the child of hell than yourselves.
Jesus, Matthew 23:15

What would Christianity be without Hell? For all the complaints from the religious right about violence on television and in the movies, their own lurid fantasies about the afterlife make the slasher/gore genre tame in comparison. Unable to put their trust in the love and grace of Christ they bludgeon would-be converts with fear and terror. You have to wonder what these people, who so enjoy terrorizing others, would be doing if their malevalence were not sublimated in Christianity.

For myself, and for many of our readers, raised in Fundamentalist or Evangelical homes and churches, Hell is a very real place that rational thought often fails to dismantle. Nonetheless, I will review the history of Hell in hopes of shedding a little light on this very dark subject.


In all but the tail end of the First Testament, when you're dead, you're dead. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. The dead reside in "Sheol," which translates as "grave" or "pit," the place where the body is buried. Even Paul, who wrote the first writings of the New Testament, does not speak of Hell, but says simply that the "wages of sin is death." (Romans 6:23) It wasn't until the later Gospel of Matthew that Hell became a full-fledged place of eternal punishment.

Both Heaven and Hell rest on the concept of the resurrection of the body, a belief that came out of Egypt and blossomed fully within the Persian religion Zoroastrianism (circa 600-700 BCE). (2) According to Zoroastrianism everyone, good and bad, is purified by fire. For the good this is like a "bath in warm milk," but for the evil "it's like hellfire." (3) In Mark 9, Jesus is quoted describing Hell, "For every one shall be salted with fire."

Towards the end of the First Testament (circa 130 BCE) the name "Gehenna" begins to appear. Gehenna refers to the valley of Hinnom, a garbage dump south of Jerusalem. Fires burned there continually for sanitary reasons as dead animals and abandoned human corpses were incinerated there. In the 7th and 9th centuries BCE the Bible reports that children were sacrificed there to the God Moloch. You can almost hear parents of this era threatening to send their misbehaving children to Gehenna.

Most Bible scholars agree that Jesus actually said very little about Hell, and that later writers added the threatening statements for dramatic purposes.

Hence it is of the highest theological importance that the images of Gehenna do not belong to Jesus' poetic vocabulary. Scholars who have researched the parables are agreed that those images were subsequently inserted into the body of Jesus' parables (mostly by the Matthew-community). All the divine tribunals and images of Hell that appear in Jesus' parables are later interpolations, and in some cases they actually wreck the structure of the original parable. (4)

Religious scholar Uta Ranke-Heinemann in her book, PUTTING AWAY CHILDISH THINGS, provides several examples where Jesus taught in the temple and the streets, quoting First Testament scripture, and omitting references to God's punishments or vengeance. (5) It is obvious that hellfire and damnation were not part of Jesus' ministry and that these things were developed later by the governing church.

The word, "Hell" derives from the Norse goddess of the dead, "Hel." Hel was the protector of the dead and hid them safely in her realm. From the name "Hel" we get the words "hall," "hole," and "helmet." The development of an alternative to the realm of Hel was a necessity in warrior cultures. Dead heroes did not go to Hel but were resurrected in Valhalla - a sort of Paradise. The creation of a Paradise motivated warriors and their families to support war efforts. Over time, by comparison, Hel became a place of punishment.

In the fourteen and fifteenth centuries depictions of the torments of Hell became more pornographic. Naked men and women were shown tortured and tormented in sado-masochistic displays. Paintings show men and women bound and staked with animals devouring their breasts and genitals. While many of these depictions were purely fanciful, others mirrored the real psychosexual tortures of the Inquisition. Hell provided a way for "moral" people to spuriously enjoy pornographic images under the guise of moral instruction.

Two overtly sexual themes recur in the representations of Hell, the mouth of Hell, and Satan with a ravenous face in his lower groin. As with the veneration of Christ's side wound, Satan also has a vaginal entrance within his body - one that consumes, one with teeth. Likewise the mouth of Hell has teeth and represents the consummate evil of the female sex.

For those of you who would like a preview of Hell, please use one of the following links, which replicate the eternal, torturous sounds of Hell better than anything I could possibly imagine. Definitely not for the squeamish!

The Sounds of Hell (Real Audio)

The Sounds of Hell (MPEG - Quicktime)

Please enjoy our Best of Hell Links and Opposing Viewpoints below. If our thoughts on Hell have not convinced you that you have nothing to worry about, and you are still interested in what one of our readers recently called "fire insurance," here's a little prayer for you. If you say the prayer, please feel free to take the sticker that goes with it as our FREE gift to you. Write to us with your thoughts on this piece.

NOTES
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(1) Illustration modified from a graphic at Seed of Abraham Motorcycle Club, Inc. [back]

(2) Alice K. Turner, THE HISTORY OF HELL (Harcourt Brace and Co.,1993). [back]

(3) Uta Ranke-Heinemann, "Hell," from PUTTING AWAY CHILDISH THINGS, THE VIRGIN BIRTH, THE EMPTY TOMB AND OTHER FAIRY TALES YOU DON'T NEED TO BELIEVE TO HAVE A LIVING FAITH (Harper San Francisco, 1993) p 228-247 [back]

(4) Ibid., quoted from THEOLOGIE DER GEGENWART, 3/1991, 167, p. 239. [back]

(5) Ibid., Luke 4:22 "And all spoke well of him [Jesus] In and wondered at the gracious words which proceeded out of his mouth." In Luke 4:16-19 Jesus quotes Isaiah 61:2a but breaks off before "and the day of vengeance of our God" (Isaiah 61:2b). In Matthew 11:2-6 and Luke 7:22-23 Jesus quotes Isaiah 29:18-19, and 35:3-4. Jesus skips Isaiah 29:20, "And all who do evil shall be cut off: and Isaiah 35:4b, "Behold your God will come with vengeance, with the recompense of God." pp. 240-241. [back]

ONLY THE BEST HELL LINKS
Hell is Back in Business, from Salon. Angels are out, eternal torture is in. Don't be left out in the cold - read up on Hell.

Virtual Hell, The high cheese factor of this "virtual" tour makes it well worth a look see. Includes a free PC Hell Font.

Does Hell Really Exist? This site comes with "...a warning from God himself." The section, "Hell Isn't Party Time," includes an interview with a denizen of Hell and a young woman telling what Hell is really like. This is high cheese.

Hell House, "The Hell House Outreach Kit (TM) is now available for order. Piece by piece, prop by prop, costume by costume, the master plan is organized in a comprehensive manual. A 40-minute video and special-effects audio master are also included. In this 21st century evangelism event is designed to capture the attention of our sight and sound generation."

We Have PROOF -- Hell and SATAN ARE REAL!!!! If you've never visited Reverend Sherrie's site, clean out your cache and get ready for the Christian Crash site of the century. Her webmaster claims that all HTML (HTM-HELL?!) errors are caused by demons - proving that Hell and Satan are REAL!!!! Californians visit this site for the superb cheese.

Hell, a poem, "This torment is everlasting and the pain that I feel; How foolish was I to ever deny This place called Hell was real." There's more!!!

Is Hell Real?

Is there really a place called hell?

The Truth About Hell, Dial the Truth Ministries' hell page. Includes an article from the "well respected Finland newspaper, Ammenusastia" telling about a Communist drilling crew discovering Hell. They've recorded the agonizing screams for you to hear! Remember, "Jesus Christ took hell very serious!"

OPPOSING VIEWPOINTS
Immortality or Resurrection? by Samuele Bacchiocchi, Ph. D., Hell: Eternal Torment or Annihilation

Bible Translations That Do Not Teach Eternal Torment, by Gary Amirault. Also check out their What the Hell is Hell?

The All-Encompassing Work of Christ, by Larry and Betty Hodges

Can This Be True?



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