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SUBJECT: Adult Christian Sex Tour: Keep coming, it works!
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In the June/July Special Issue of Poppy Dixon's Adult Christianity:

 1.  Adult Christian Sex Tour 1.0
 2.  The XXX-Rated Bible
 3.  Fun with Fornication, a Word from the Rev.
 4.  True Love Waits, or Mates?
 5.  A Missionary Position Avoids Self-Abuse
 6.  Erotic Science: Protesting too largely
 7.  Go wash your mouth out
 8.  Thank a homosexual for your Bible
 9.  Knees aren't just for prayer anymore
10.  Until there's an epicure...
11.  Safe Links for Kinks: Keep coming, it works!
 
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1.  Adult Christianity? Christian Sex? Lift up the rug and see what's
been swept under it! The debut Poppy Dixon's Saved Sex Tour starts here.
Whether you like yours with the Lights On or Lights Off, (yes, it's
the web's first online CLAPPER!), this ain't your father's religion. 

    http://www.postfun.com/pfp/sex/welcome.html


2.  Miss Dixon's celebrated "NC-17 Bible" is our most popular page.
They let kids read this stuff? From Bestiality to Voyeurism, with stops
at Gang-Rape and Size Queens. Shocking! True! Unedited! And all indexed
for your convenience.

    http://www.postfun.com/pfp/sex/lodark/xxxbible.html


3.  Rev. J.W. Nelson, Ph.D. has "Fun with Fornication", the second
installment of "The Word from the Rev". Rival Bible translations and
the Greek word "porneia" in context. 

    http://www.postfun.com/pfp/sex/lodark/fornication.html


4.  Virginity, chastity and celibacy have a long and disturbing history.
The modern chastity movement, spawn of the simplistic "Just Say NO",
evidences an inordinate interest by church fathers in the sexuality of
their teen charges. A modest proposal and a (lemon-scented) pledge card
in "True Love Mates - Over the Rainbow".

    http://www.postfun.com/pfp/sex/lolite/cherry.html


5.  Poppy Dixon lends a helping hand for overcoming masturbation. Don't
face the danger of self-abuse alone.

    http://www.postfun.com/pfp/sex/lolite/abuse.html


6.  Recent research in Abnormal Psychology on the subject,"Is Homophobia
Associated with Homosexual Arousal?" raises more than just interesting
points. A clinical use for 'strap-ons' revealed when Dean Worbois returns
with "Erotic Science Proves Christ Right".

    http://www.postfun.com/pfp/sex/lolite/homotest.html


7.  The code war turns hot! From the Burning Bush to the Lamp of Life,
Saint's Delight and Receiving Holy Communion, church jargon and sexual
terminology mix it up. We'll have you Speaking in Tongues in no time.

    http://www.postfun.com/pfp/sex/lolite/xlang.html
    

8.  The name's James, King James. The book, the King James Bible, aka
the KJV. James, a notorius homosexual believed strongly that the Bible
should be available to ordinary people, not just the clergy. He was
able to translate aloud chapters of the Bible from Latin to French and
then into English at the age of eight. 
 
    http://www.postfun.com/pfp/sex/lolite/bible.html
    
    
9.   Crank up the 'hyperliteralist' ardor as Poppy Dixon eroticizes
Christian concepts of submission, obedience and discipline. You CAN
take the 'sub' out of subliminal sex AND serve the Lord. Knees aren't
just for prayer anymore.

    http://www.postfun.com/pfp/sex/lolite/submission.html
    

10.  It's another visit to the Garden of Eatin', with Poppy's "Move Over
Martha" turkey salad recipe: "This gelatin mixture does freeze well..."
And  don't miss the "I-can-see-myself" pork for more gelatin treats.

    http://www.postfun.com/pfp/eatin/turkey.html
    
        
11.  Black Collar Crime, Adult Children of Heterosexuals (they can't
help it, they were born that way), Liberated Christians, and Just Say Yes.
It's Poppy Dixon's favorite safe links for kinks. Keep coming, it works!

    http://www.postfun.com/pfp/sex/lolite/links.html
            
    
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