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- Do:
- - operate your soul on a clean, dry surface to prevent air from carrying foreign material or water into your soul
- put liquid portions into your soul first unless instructions specify otherwise
- if your soul seems to labor when processing at one of the lower speeds, use the next higher speed to complete processing
- Don't:
- - expect your soul to replace all of your kitchen appliances. It will not mash potatoes, whip egg whites or make substitutes for dairy toppings, grind raw meat, knead or mix stiff doughts, crush ice or extract juices from fruits and vegetables
- process too long. Remember, the soul performs its tasks in seconds, not minutes. It is better to stop and check the consistency after a few seconds than overprocess and have a mushy or too finely ground product.
- overtax your soul with extra-heavy or extra-large loads.*
* NOTE: "Care of the Soul" employs the methods of surrealist artist Jean-Claude Silbermann as described in the book, "A Book of Surrealist Games," compliled by Alastair Brotchie, published by Shambhala Redstone, 1995.
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