N E W S - February, 1998

Scientists have genetically altered frog and mouse genes to produce headless embryos. Described as "pulp science fiction" the press has conjured images of headless humans in bottles and "organ sacks who have no potential to say no."

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Pope John Paul II has honored Rupert Murdoch and Roy Disney, along with 64 other Catholics, with papal knighthoods. These are awarded to people of "unblemished character."

Roy Disney heads the animation department at the Baptist-besieged Disney studios. Rupert Murdoch owns the much-boycotted Fox network which airs family entertainment including "Married With Children" and "The Simpsons." The Baptists were unavailable for comment.

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The Reverend Andras Pandy, an immigrant clergyman from Hungary, and his sex-slave daughter have been arrested for the murders of two of Pandy's wives, and four of his children. Andras Pandy had made Agnes his sexual partner when she was thirteen and coerced her into committing murders for him soon after.

Pandy taught religion classes to students between the ages of 11 and 18. He has been described as "authoritarian, secretive, charming, a swindler and a freeloader." Police have uncovered a human skull, a wisdom tooth, finger bones, three kneecaps and various decayed clothes from an excavation in Pandy's basement.

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Armed Islamic terrorists, members of the GIA, murdered 412 men, women and children in Algeria during the first day of Ramadan. Most had their throats cut though babies were smashed against walls. The religious fundamentalists believe they are doing God's work by killing non-believers and those involved in Algeria's secular government.

Conservative estimates suggest that more than 65,000 people have been killed in these attacks since 1992. Amnesty International estimates the number of deaths closer to 80,000.

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The Christian Coalition is suing Hart Conover, the company that handles their direct mail fundraising. Apparantly Hart Conover made the Coalition's mailing list available to a rival organization.

The Christian Coalition claims that this is part of the reason the organization has experienced a drop in donations. They made $17 million in 1997, "a four-year low and down 36% from 1996." The good news is it's still more than they earned during the middle ages.

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Basil Wolverton's Apocalypse | Jack Chick's Fairy Tales | Chris Paris and Rev. A Black
Colson, in Prison | Diet Jesus | The Full Surrender

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