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Oral Roberts University, Tulsa, Oklahoma
Course Catalogue
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Campus Museum Special Collections: 16,754 Shards of the True Cross

College of Arts and Humanities

Art: Strategic Fig-Leaf Design for Classical Art
Art Criticism: The NEA and Moral Degeneracy (Taught by Visiting Lecturer Jesse Helms)
Creative Writing: Tax Returns, Tract Writing, Biblical Interpretation
Dance: No-Touch Square Dancing
Economics: Tax Evasion, Wallet-Blessing
English: Rough Drafts and Rewrites--The United States Constitution
Foreign Languages: Speaking in Tongues
History: The United States--A Christian Nation
Military History: Armageddon
Literature: Book Banning, Book Burning
Journalism: Decrying the Liberal Media Elites, Lying with Statistics
Mass Communications: Censorship
Music: Record Burning, Playing Songs Backwards
Mythology: Allah, Buddha, and All Them Other Wanne-Be's

College of Business Administration

Merchandising: Handing God Your Shopping List (Prof. Robert Tilton)
Merchandising: Plastic Jesus
Marketing: Tapping the Senior Citizen Market

College of Design and Architecture

Ecumenical Architecture: Amusement Park Design (Focus on Heritage USA)
Residential Architecture: Late-Model Mobile Homes
HVAC: Air-Conditioned Doghouses
Fashion Design: Brown Polyester Suits 101, Coats of Many Colors
Textile Design: Shroud-Making (Only Through ORU's Turin Branch)

College of Education

Education: Leading Prayer in the Public Schools, Winning School Board Seats
Sex Education: Abstinence 101, Immaculate Conception, Onan, HOE 101 (Prof. Swaggert), Leviticus Chapter 20 101, Storks
Health and Physical Recreation: Holy Rolling
Public Speaking: Instilling Fear and Guilt 101
Spelunking: Sepulchre Exploration

College of Engineering

Automotive Engineering: Handling Characteristics of Rolls-Royce and Mercedes-Benz Autos (Only for those in our Televangelism Program; all others must take Bumpers Stickers 101)
Hydraulic Engineering: (Grant) Trying to Part the Red Sea
Aviation Engineering: Black Helicopters and You
Telecommunications: Speaking with the Lord
Marine Transportation: Walking on Water

College of Medicine

Dermatology: The Mark of the Beast
Medicine: Faith Healing
Physiology: Living to be 969 Years Old
Plastic Surgery: Facial Features and the Ark of the Covenant
Surgery: The Lessons of Exodus 4:25 (What, you don't know this passage??? Read you Bible, you SECULAR HUMANIST!!!)
Veterinary Sciences: Job's Ass

College of Natural Resources and Agriculture

Cuisine: Burnt Offerings
Food Sciences: Loaves and Fishes
Wildlife Management: Handling Revival Tent Crowds

College of Sciences

Physics: Seeing the Light
Astronomy: Heliocentricity
Biology: Creationism 101
Botany: (Research Grant) Trying to Recreate the Burning Bush
Chemistry: The Eucharist--Wine to Blood
Computer Science: Censorship
Internet: TYPING IN ALL CAPS 101, ARROGANCE 354, IRRATIONALITY 257
Geology: Catastrophism, Brimstone, Pillars of Salt, Stoning
Herpatology: Eve and the Serpent
Ichtheolgy: Loaves and Fishes
Math: Six Hundred, Three Score, and Six--Sign of the Beast
Marine Studies: Baptism
Marine Biology: Jonah's Whale
Marine Biology: (Research Grant) Searching for the Seven-Headed Beast with Ten Horns, Ten Crowns, and a Name of Blasphemy on Its Heads
Meteorology: God and the Whirlwind, Forty Years of Darkness
Zoology: Snake Handling

College of Social and Behavioral Sciences

Abnormal Psychology: Atheists, Agnostics, Unitarians
Criminal Psychology: Bill Clinton--Can the Anti-Christ be an American?
Psychotherapy: Exorcism, Beheading (Only at our New Mexico Campus)
Sociology: Social Darwinism (The Only Acceptable Form of Darwinism)
Anthropology: Converting the Heathens, The Seven Tribes of Israel
Archaeology: The Search for Noah's Ark, Debunking the Carbon Dating Myth
Child Development: Indoctrination 101. Paddling 101 and Molestation 069 are taught by Prof. Koresh (currently on a sabattical in Hell)
Family Studies: Preventing Victims of Incest from Having Abortions
Foreign Policy: The Crusades
Political Science: Speak Softly and Carry a Big Checkbook (Taught by visiting lecturer Ralph Reed), The Menace of the Trilateral Commission, One-Worldism and the Second Coming, Winning Seats in Congress, Portraying Yourself as Mainstream
Criminal Justice: Shooting Baby-Killers (Prof. Paul Hill)
Law: Tax Evasion Sentence Reductions (Prof. Bakker), Tax Exemption
Public Administration: Theocracy
Public Relations: Dealing with the Demoniacs (i.e. the Non-Christian Hordes), Knowing When to Cry (Taught by Prof. Tammy Faye Bakker and Prof. Swaggert)

College of Studies

Asian Studies: The Yellow Peril
African-American Studies: Cross-Burning, Lynching
Latino Studies: Fence Building 101
Religious Studies: The American Flag
Women's Studies: Eve and Original Sin

Graduate Programs

Library Science: Managing a One-Book Library

One-Year Programs

Hair Styling: Long Hair--A Sin for All Men Except Christ Jesus
Salon Training: Trowels and the Art of Make-Up (Prof. Tammy Faye Bakker)

Travel and Tourism: Missionary Work

Training Course:

Firefighting: Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego

ROTC:

Onward Christian Soldiers!
Militia Forming

Recreation Activies:

Intermural Fund-Raising

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