Subliminal Sex in Christianity
Christian jargon is fraught with sexual terminology and nowhere is this more evident than in the diagram below. This exemplary specimen of Christian diagrammatics and repressed sexuality was executed by John Phillips in 1983 for his book, "Exploring the Future".
The central phallic theme is so obvious that one finds it difficult to believe it wasn't intentional. The "church" roils in the testicles of Christ.
They are ejaculated at the "rapture" through the first "resurrection." This culminates in the "coming" of Christ for his "bride."
 
The great balls of the church rest directly on the heads of the Jews, the Gentiles and the unbelievers. The great [ress]erection emanates from the grave and illustrates the historical Christian association of death and sex.
Now, after the Godhead has spent itself, its flaccidity points earthward. [I really don't want to know where the sheep come in.] Then it's a smoke [note the fire below] and 1000 years of rest.
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