Couples Who Know How To Ruin A Relationship In Seconds

“Go Have Fun With The Guys”


Couples who constantly threaten each other are probably doomed to failure, I’m no doctor though. When you say you’re going to go for a beer with a few of the guys and she replies with “Yeah, I’m Fine” just know that a) she’s lying, she’s not fine and b) she’s already planning a passive aggressive Snapchat story intended to intimidate.

Here’s a list of things this guy would rather see when he gets home than his girl holding a pistol while insidiously smirking: A clown holding a bloody chainsaw, Charles Manson in a furry onesie, or even a 12-year-old trying to play the recorder for six hours straight.