Couples Who Know How To Ruin A Relationship In Seconds

“Go Have Fun With The Guys”

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Couples who constantly threaten each other are probably doomed to failure, I’m no doctor though. When you say you’re going to go for a beer with a few of the guys and she replies with “Yeah, I’m Fine” just know that a) she’s lying, she’s not fine and b) she’s already planning a passive aggressive Snapchat story intended to intimidate.

Here’s a list of things this guy would rather see when he gets home than his girl holding a pistol while insidiously smirking: A clown holding a bloody chainsaw, Charles Manson in a furry onesie, or even a 12-year-old trying to play the recorder for six hours straight.