Life Ripped These People Off So Badly That Even Bernie Madoff Is Jealously Snickering

It shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone that life isn’t fair. It’s an unfortunate fact that some people are just born with an easier path to success in every aspect of life. While many of us are just trying to keep our head above water, some are swimming laps around us.

It’s easy to fall into the mindset that you’re the only one who has bad things happen to them on a regular basis. Luckily for you, this article will prove to you that your life actually isn’t all that bad compared to what these people have gone through.

Siri Gets Real

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Look, when Siri tells you to do something, you’re contractually obligated to do it. It’s not fair, but we have to do it.

You know your life isn’t necessarily going as planned when an automated device is telling you to end your life. On the plus side, at least she’s consistent.

A New Meaning Of Open House

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There are so many questions that need to be answered while looking at this picture. This totally gives a new meaning to the idea of having an open house.

I’m fairly certain that whoever lives in this place isn’t all that impressed with a flying car attacking the roof of their home, but to each their own.

Everyone Is A Threat

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When you’re in a relationship, you need to see everyone and everything as a threat to stealing your bae.

If you don’t think that chicken wouldn’t swoop on her boyfriend if it had a chance, you’re thoroughly mistaken. Coming up, a little boy learns an important life lesson from a seagull, and it’s hilarious.

Tinder Vs. Reality

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This is exactly what it’s like to go on a date with someone that you met on Tinder. Their pictures make them look like they’re Beyoncé, meanwhile, in person, they look closer to Tyler Perry.

This birthday looks like Minnie Mouse if she was struck by a transport truck on the highway and was placed on the top of a crappy cake.

The Right Preparation Was Missed

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Preparation is the key to a successful life, but you have to prepare for the right things.

This girl was expecting her bathing suit top to fall off so she directed all of her energy there. Meanwhile, her wig was flying solo and ended up getting ripped off. She has the right mentality, just the wrong execution.

Life Is An Emotional Rollercoaster Lil’ Man

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This little kid is getting a real-world lesson delivered to him from a bird. Sometimes life isn’t fair and people steal from you. He’ll be able to grow from this experience, so it’s actually a good thing.

On another note, a seagull’s life seems so chill. All they do is eat fries and other street meat, poop on people and pay no consequences, and yell really loud at random times. Just ahead, another day and another mom who got ripped off by Amazon because of her ignorance of how the internet works.

Red Lobster Called, They Want Their Color Back

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Okay, first of all, let me give a quick shoutout to sunscreen and all of its benefits in helping fend off situations like this.

Second of all, this girl must’ve been eating Cheerios and they put her to sleep because they have such a boring taste. Don’t hate me for saying that, but you know it’s true.

Just Go Back To Bed Forever After This

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This is not a made-up story. A porcupine literally fell out of a tree and landed on this woman’s head.

I know what you’re thinking — she just got free blonde highlights — and I completely agree. Those things are expensive. Highlights live forever, pain is just temporary.

Internet 100, Parents 0

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When will the bloody battle between parents and online shopping come to an end? We’re begging for mercy.

This is just another picture of a mother getting exposed by their own ignorance of how Amazon actually works and what to look for. World War Three will be fought in the shopping cart section of online retailers. Not too often do you hit your target straight on, but for this dad coming up, he hilariously did just that.

What Goes Up Must Come Down

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Going on a rollercoaster is nerve-racking enough. For any control freaks like me out there, your life is literally in the hands of a hungover college carney pressing a button.

Now, imagine those fears coming to life as you get stuck on a 90 degree vertical in the air? That’s an absolute NOPE from me.

I Could’ve Gone My Day Without Seeing That

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You know those cute pictures that you take with your dog when the stars align and they actually look at the camera?

Well, this is certainly not one of those moments. Maybe she shouldn’t have had this photo-op after her dog just ate ever blade of grass on their lawn.

That’s A Direct Hit

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There’s nothing quite like getting chewed up sunflower seeds “baby-birded” into your face and mouth.

This little girl is in for a rude awakening when she realizes that her dad has been shooting target practice at her face from the front seat. In a way, it’s kind of impressive. You won’t believe what a dad did to his daughter in public when he disapproved of her outfit, and it’s awesome.

There’s No Recovering From That

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What’s great about life is that you can fall down and then get right back up both physically and emotionally.

With that being said, there are moments that you just can’t recover from, and this is one of them. Having to get a stranger to pass you toilet paper under the stall is something that you just won’t be able to run away from.

You Literally Had One Job

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As a manager of Dunkin’ Donuts, your job is to wake up and, well you guessed it, SERVE FRICKING DONUTS.

This isn’t just an inconvenience, this is a straight up sin. I think that there needs to be a law that punishes companies like this for NOT doing the one thing their mission statement sets out to do.

“I Didn’t Raise You Like This”

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When you’re in high school, being independent of your parents is something that you really care about.

Being seen in public by your parents is one of the worst possible things to happen to you. Having to switch shirts with your dad because he doesn’t approve is even more embarrassing. Let’s hope this girl was able to salvage her reputation. Just ahead, a picture that shows the worst possible sight to wake up to after being blackout drunk the night before.

That’s A Bad Mistake

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I don’t know about you, but just looking at this picture is significantly stinging my eyeballs.

If you’ve ever accidentally had lemon juice squirt into your eye, you know the pain that torches your entire body. It’s like your muscles shut down and you can’t think of anything other than to profusely rub your eyes and make the pain even worse.

A Devastation We All Can Relate To

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There’s nothing like the absolute bliss of knowing you’re about to indulge in your favorite ice cream flavor.

The complete devastation of losing that ice cream within five minutes of purchase is unbearable. This is one of the worst atrocities to hit the internet. This is why we should outlaw cones.

Actually, This Is This What Nightmares Are Made Of

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I lied about what I said in the last picture — this is the worst thing that can happen to you.

There are many devastating sights to wake up to, but this is number one. A full pizza just laying on the ground untouched. My thoughts are with this dude’s mental health after seeing this.

A Literal Mug Shot

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I think this is a relatively good punishment for someone who has a mugshot. There should be a little gift shop at the jail for when you leave.

You should be allowed to get yourself a literal mug shot of yourself so that you have a constant reminder of what not to do while you sip your morning cup of joe.

Some Teacher Is Having A Bad Day

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It’s safe to say that this teacher has probably seen better days. They have to live and die from the printer and most of them don’t even know how to use it properly.

It looks like the school is going to have an early dismissal day after Mr. Patrick the new math teacher just blew up the printer.