People Who Are Probably Having A Few Extra Adult-Sodas Today Because They Dang Sure Deserve It

When life gives you lemons, you made lemonade. Well, I'm sure that it goes without saying that making lemonade is easier said than done. Life is unpredictable and can throw you curveballs you're just not able to hit.

Thankfully, that's what alcohol is for. Sometimes the only cure to a bad day is a couple of beers while watching Family Feud after work. Some days warrant a few extra adult-sodas because what happened earlier on in the day was really awful. For the people in this article, this was absolutely the case.

This Swan Has Seen Better Days

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This is what claustrophobic nightmares are made of. I can't imagine the anxiety that would come from trying to speak and physically not be able to. At least his breath is probably minty fresh.

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This Is A Concrete Example Of A Bad Day

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Can we just talk about scooters for a second? Is there a mode of transportation that can take out your ankles more quickly?

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I think that it's safe to say they've ruined more Achilles tendons than anything else. This is a tragic picture, but one kid learned a valuable lesson. Scooters are for suckers.

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Hydration Station

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This puppy just wants to hydrate this park goer. Not enough people drink the daily recommended amount of liquids and are chronically dehydrated.

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Over 75% of Americans lack the necessary water consumption that they need so this dog is actually the hero that we all need. She should be happy about what's happening here. You've heard of twins and triplets, but what do you call a mom with 99 kids? That's coming up.

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Didn't Make The Cut

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We all have those pictures that we look really good in, but there's someone else in it that we don't want.

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Conor was feeling this turtleneck that made him look like a mustard bottle but wasn't feeling the fan beside him. So he did what so many of us do and quickly cut that person out of his life.

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It's Time To Go Back To Bed

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If you ever miss the lottery like this, it should be a law that you're allowed to go hibernate in bed for the rest of the week and cry.

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If this type of luck foreshadows how the rest of this person's day is going to go, then it's probably not going to turn out very well. A beer or 14 at the end of the day will be more than needed.

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That Deserves A Drink

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Even having one kid can be overwhelming — imagine having 99.3 of them all at the same time?

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Also, what does .3 of a kid mean? Will she have 99 kids and then just a pair of legs with no torso or head walking around? That actually sounds pretty cool. Creepy, but cool. Coming up, a moment in a public washroom that you just can't recover from, and it's so cringe.

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I'm No Longer Your Best Friend

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This is actually something that we as humans should reflect on. We call dogs our best friend, yet all we do is fake them out and play pranks on them.

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How many times can you fake throwing the ball to a dog before it should be considered a hate crime? More than ever, dogs are turning to alcohol and we should pay attention to it.

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This Is What Nightmares Are Made Of

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Okay, so why isn't this thing in a zoo or a rainforest? What do spiders contribute to society? I know they kill other bugs, but I'll take those house flies over this creature any day of the week.

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If I find a spider this big in my car, you can bet that my car will no longer be recognizable after I set it on fire. I'm not just killing the insect, I'm torching the entire car too.

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You Can't Recover From This

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There are very few moments in your day that you can't recover from, but this is one of them.

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Losing the toilet paper under your stall and having to get some stranger to hand it back to you is devastating. If this person was smart, they would wait however long it takes until everybody leaves the bathroom so you don't have to show your face. Coming up, a person wakes up to literally the worst sight of all time. Stay tuned.

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Danny DeVito Is That You?

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It's just hair, right? It's going to be a hard sell for her to convince her friends she used hair remover instead of shampoo to her friends.

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On the bright side, she looks like Danny DeVito which is both confusing and unique for a girl her age. She's truly one of a kind.

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This Brings Tears To My Eyes

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There are unintended consequences of a government shutdown. If Congress ever saw the disappointed face on this little kid after realizing the zoo is closed because of them, there would never be another shutdown again.

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This kid is now forced to have a few adult sodas in order to forget the pain and sadness he felt at the zoo gates today.

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This Is The Worst Thing To Wake Up To

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There are many awful sights to wake up to when you're in a blackout. From random strangers in your bed to puking all over your sheets, it's rarely pretty.

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Perhaps the worst sight to wake up to is a full pizza that fell on the floor and is now inedible. I feel really bad for this guy when he realizes what he's done. We assess the benefits of women going into the men's washroom just ahead.

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Finals Week Be Like...

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Finals week is like none other. Every minute you've procrastinated throughout the semester catches up with you.

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Every minute of every day you feel a mix of wanting to cry and drink your sorrows away. This student at least is organized in their emotional chaos and it's very respectable.

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Never Going Back To The Dentist

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Is there a more miserable place to go then the dentist? Has anyone ever said, "I'm really looking forward to the dentist today"?

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My educated guess is probably not. Even a good dentist visit where they don't find any cavities seems like a chore. This person's visit was, well, mortifying, to say the least.

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Whoops, Wrong Turn

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This is more common than many people think. Girls will go into the men's bathroom at clubs and bars because the line up for a stall is about 10 times less.

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Guys go into the washroom and try to make it as efficient as possible, while girls go into the washroom to socialize and re-apply their makeup. Coming up, take a look at how one car owner tried to cool down their leather seats. I feel like there are better ways to do it, but to each their own.

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When You Eat Chipotle For Lunch

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This is the unfortunate truth that you have to face after eating Mexican food. It's kind of a double-edged sword that we don't want to have to acknowledge.

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I don't want to have to get into the details, and thankfully this picture perfectly describes what ends up brewing in your stomach.

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Vending Machines Are The Devil

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It seems that after every single vending machine experience I feel the need to have a cold beer for my struggles.

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Half of the time you don't end up getting what you ordered, and the other half, what you ordered gets stuck on the glass. People think that ordering something else to knock it down is the solution, but that's just not the case.

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So Many Questions To Have Answered

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I don't know how this happens but whoever was behind it probably needed a stiff whiskey on the rocks afterward.

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Maybe the owner just wanted to cool down the hot leather seats that were giving them severe second-degree burns after sitting in the sun for an hour in a Wal-Mart parking lot.

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Don't Talk To Me Before My Morning Coffee

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We've all been here. Enjoying the fruits of our morning coffee only to lose your focus for a second and end up on your rear.

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There's nothing more embarrassing than slipping and falling in public. The only thing that makes this even more infuriating is the coffee spilling.

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The Sunday Morning Scaries

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It's the morning after a long night out at the bar, you wake up and crave water. You get up and almost fall out of bed.

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You get to the stairs and, well, you already know how the story ends. He should just grab a few beers and keep the drunk going at this point.