People Who Know A Thing Or Two About Marketing
The world of online shopping is pretty wild. There's a bunch of retailers to check out, but they come with their downsides. Sometimes, expectations don't meet reality. That dress looked fabulous online, but it ended up being a bit too short. Maybe you're trying to sell a TV and have to get creative if you don't have a measuring tape. Whatever it is people are trying to buy or sell, let's hope they get what they paid for.
Nothing To See Here Ladies, Just A Piece Of Art
It's not every night you go out to the club and see some Brad dude carrying a piece of art.
Let's hope we don't catch this guy time traveling to another decade. He could very well be saving pieces of art before Nazis destroy them like in The Monuments Men.
Crop My Legs Out Because They Look Stupid
She wants to look good for the potential buyer of the yellow dress. But really, the cropped-out legs do make her look like the Frying Dutchman's long-lost daughter.
She probably doesn't care as she still looks terrific in the dress while making us laugh out loud.
Slippers Or Ripoffs From Kanye?
For $750? No thanks. It's not even worth buying the Big Baller Brand shoes since the Ball brothers don't get the limelight like they did before.
The fact that shoes are this expensive and someone is willing to pay that much is a cry for help.
Not A Lion, More Like A Bad Hair Day
This corgi is unamused like Garfield when it's Monday. It's like the dog has worn enough costumes in its lifetime that they despise their owners more than ever.
They don't deserve this kind of treatment, but they'll have the last laugh when they leave a surprise in their owner's kitchen.
Scaling The TV When You Don't Have The Proper Necessities
He could be either four or six feet tall and we really couldn't tell the difference. If there's no measuring stick or you lack friends, using your body as a scale will win the heart of a future owner.
That might not be the case, but this guy is willing to do anything to make a couple of bucks.
Reality Turned Out Bigger Than Those Expectations
As the Millenials would say, that's lit, fam. The kid looks super happy about the knockoff version of Yeezy sneakers. Watch, his selfie might be the next social media trend. If that doesn't work out, this kid is set for Halloween.
Nobody Would Touch That, Even If It Was Washed
The worst thing about it all is that the underwear was probably made in the nineties.
Look at the stains on these bad boys; it makes you wonder how they even got a condom on in the first place. It's strongly recommended that you burn these undies at a bonfire.
The Exact Opposite Of Calm
This girl looks like she's ready to take on The Purge as if it were an actual event. That's going to give her boyfriend nightmares for quite some time.
If you're feeling brave when she does this, tell your girl she's still beautiful before she realizes you aren't cute.
Picture The Phone In Your Hand
Everyone's hands are different sizes. It's a million-to-one chance that this guy will have the exact measurement as your hands.
You can pat the guy on the shoulder for trying, but this doesn't justify the fact that he's changing the way people sell their phones.
The Time Of The Month Doesn't Need This
Speaking of the time of the month, the company who made this floatie were in a rush to get the latest summer product out.
That thing's big enough for more than just one person; two people are going to ride or die on that thing. Or, maybe, we'll finally see the blue liquid on the box get absorbed.
Europe Is Getting A lot Weirder These Days
Dog leash or a cane? It looks like it's a mix of both, but we'll let you be the judge for this one.
This seems like a European thing to do, but this definitely draws in your eyes, and that's what marketing is all about, right?
She Needs A Long Jacket For That Dress
Don't go all Marilyn Monroe on us; there's only so much we can handle. This is the thing about buying dresses online; it's so much easier to get off your butt and go to the store.
People like her lack common sense, so that's her fault for not making any effort to go shopping.
That's Not The Best Place To Have A Flower
Designers should put more thought into these dresses. It's an embarrassment for her, and she'll probably want a refund for that.
People walking around with something that looks like a horrific stain isn't something to wear on a first date.
Not Everything Will Wash Off Your Face
Trying out new products is great and all, but they do come with consequences. This girl thought her face was going to like brand new, and clearly, that didn't happen.
So now, with the pink on her face, she could become the leader of the Oompa Loompas in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
Pillows That Will Give Anyone A Nightmare
Nothing says "I love you" like planting your face on a tight-knit pillow that will give anyone nightmares. Your mom might think you're cute, but I don't think she's going to want to be face-first on this while sleeping. Also, proper dimensions would have made this much more adorable.
That's Your Adoptive Family
Coming across this family gem would be weird but hilarious at the same time.
It's not your family, but it's strange that a family would make a dog tag like this. It will be a one-to-a-million chance that you'll come across one of the members of the family in your lifetime.
All Sizes Matter, Especially Carpets
Damn you, online shopping, you screwed with our hearts and optimism once again.
A hamster or gerbil will claim that carpet. It's the right size to sleep and eat on while they're master wonders why no dimensions were provided from where he bought it.
Bad News For People Who Love Stuffed Animals
The bear looks cuddly, but it seems somewhat creepy in person. That's enough to write a crappy review while pretending to run away from this beast of a stuffed animal.
Short or long legs aside, someone dropped $110 on this? There goes that weekend grocery list.
Make Sure The Back-Up Plan Actually Works
Her mom is probably expecting her to call her out on not hitting the books.
We could say that she's young, dumb, and broke enough to risk lying to her mom but how else are you supposed to sell it? If you ever realize that you don't think things through, this would be the time to start.
Fraction Of The Size It Should Be
Cattle Decapitation is a real band. That t-shirt never came from their website.
Only real fans of the band will know that their merchandise is available on their website. Maybe next time this vegan heavy metal guy will read up on the bands he likes next time.
