Signs We’ve Officially Traveled Down The Darkest Timeline
We stubble across weird and random things every day. As soon as someone finds these weird objects, they'll upload the photo on social media for all to see. Luckily for us, there's quite the collection of some things that are completely out-of-the-ordinary.
It's not everyday people find things like a koala version of Mario or a bunch of Amish people digging through garbage bins for quarters. These folks definitely come from the bizarro world.
So Bears Don't Poop In The Woods?
There is so much going on here. Did somebody realize the boat was sinking so they intentionally placed the bear this way?
More importantly, this could end the long-discussed debate whether or not bears can poop in the woods. We'll assume that they prefer the ocean.
Looking Fresh For Google Street View
These folks got the memo that the Google Car was coming. Maybe this could be a new ritual whenever the car makes a visit to your hometown.
Smart move by Google for blurring out the one guy's shoe. Any of us could have figured out his true identity.
Don't Have A Cow, Man
Cowabunga dude! Some of you Simpsons fans out there want to get your hands on the person who built this.
But why go on a killing spree when fans can embrace reality. It's been a long time coming since Bart Simpson once uttered the famous line that became a statue.
The Work In Progress Guy Needs A Break
Replacing the orange safety vest with a black morph suit screams car crash. The poor soul never thought it through since they can't eat their sandwich in a suit like that.
As soon as OSHA finds out about these shenanigans, the construction company will be out of business.
Pikachu Is Eating Homer's Head
Graffiti is a form of art, but we're certain that Pikachu is eating the head of Homer Simpson.
It's a surprise to see Homer be the one who's being eaten — it would have been hilarious the opposite way around. However, that would look like something from a horror movie.
Say Hello To My Little Friend!
Why didn't anybody tell us about this good boy sooner? That's a disappointment.
10 years from now, these gnomes will be all over people's front lawns. We'll likely never know how the dogs became humans, but I'm ready for a change.
Mr. Potato Head Died For Our Skins
You can make a religion based on Mr. Potatohead. He's sacrificed so much since his Toy Story days.
It won't be long before a holiday is founded and it will be larger than Christmas morning. Get down on your knees and praise this potato, however, a true God would raise their right hand.
I Am Mega Dog, Hear Me Bark
What a great puppy this shed is!
They've been such a good dog for so long that it's hard to tell if they're just that happy or constantly seeing people all the time. If there's a lifetime supply of dog treats inside, will be the ones waiting in line while their masters patiently wait.
It's A-ME Koala Mario!
My childhood is ruined. People are going to lose sleep for weeks knowing that this is disturbing as hell.
Now, Mario in a koala shape can only come from one place — Australia. Thank goodness this never happened to Luigi.
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE NEXT TO SOME PALMS?
Definitely not SpongeBob, but perhaps his cousin.
Patrick won't be kicking around because he's a starfish and there's no chance that Squidward is going to be your neighbor. Instead of working at Krusty Krab, SpongeBob's cousin is a fry cook at In N' Out Burger.
The Doll Will Burn Down The House
If your wife digs this up from the attic, be wary, because that doll is going to burn down the entire house.
This could be some plot twist for M. Night Shyamalan's next movie, but that doll looks too evil. Great, now the couple who has this will have to sleep with one eye open.
The Abomination Of Mickey Mouse
It's like Mickey Mouse got too nervous around Minnie so he leaked out a little bit.
Nothing wrong with showing emotion over another mouse you have feelings for. Nevertheless, this could scare the crap out of any kid who's wandering through a haunted house on Halloween.
Good To See Moulin Rouge Is Relevant Again
For a second there, that elephant looked real. It's interesting to see how people can get creative in the architecture field.
The elephant is like a sign to the elephant gods up above. Let's just hope no thunderstorm will knock down the elephant or else we'll be in for the four elephants of the apocalypse.
Scare Everybody With Uggs
This doesn't look too bad. Whatever this is, they look friendly waiting for somebody to have a drink with them.
If they're not friendly, they're likely just some European mythical creature no one knows about. Hopefully, this won't give you the shivers or nightmares for a week.
If Stan Lee Ever Decided To Do This...
Can it do whatever a spider can do? This could be a new superhero, but I doubt it will catch on.
If Stan Lee ever considers doing this, he will have a tough time matching the most ambitious crossover of all time. Thank goodness this never became an action-packed blockbuster.
Egg To B5, Cheggmate
Move over, chess. Eggs are the healthy alternative to playing with friends. Old people might not like it, but that's improving one of the dullest games out there.
The best part of it all, you can egg your friend as soon as they scream "Cheggmate".
What Are They Looking For?
The Amish are a unique bunch who stick to their traditions and live without the luxuries like the internet that very few of us could ever dream of.
But they do indeed come into the city from time to time... but I didn't think it was to go through our trash. What are they looking for? What's out there for them?
Feed Me More!
Don't feed it garbage, just go grab some coins. Next, toss them into the frog and hope that the frog will come to life and swallow each coin.
Honestly, you wouldn't want to put your hand in there. If the frog does come to life, it's going to eat your arm like it's brunch.
DC & Marvel Together At Last
Finally, the universes of DC and Marvel finally put their differences aside. It's obvious that Marvel is destroying DC at the box office, but no one is happier than the cat in the chair.
Now, the cat can have their afternoon nap in peace, knowing that the world is still a good place.
The Most "Man Cave" Thing Ever
Now, that's a proper water closet. You can either be disgusted or intrigued by this new addition to the man cave.
Don't even worry about doing your business, it's not like your wife is going to come downstairs unexpectedly. However, you should hide those dirty magazines.