These People Are The Likely Winners Of The Nobel Prize For Struggle

Nobel Prizes are given every year to people who over-achieve in their field. Whether it’s chemistry, medicine, economics, physiology or the promotion of peace, Noble winners are shapeshifters and world changers.

But what about the little guy? What about the person struggling to put one foot in front of the other? Or the person who runs into poles when talking to someone and the person who can’t make Kraft Dinner without setting their house on fire? These types of people need some recognition too. Thankfully, this year they are giving a prize to the person who struggles the most in everyday life. They’re calling the award the Nobel Prize of Struggle. Here are the (highly qualified) nominees.

No Carbs? No Problem

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In a world where the biggest enemy we face is carbs, eating soap might not actually seem that weird.

People avoiding carbs will bend over and eat grass straight from a lawn and not feel strange about it. The most effective weapon of mass destruction now is a bagel. When will our government figure this out?