These People Got Themselves In A Series Of Unfortunate Events And They’ll Want A Time Machine For A Redo
You don't usually wish anything truly bad on people, even the ones you don't like. It's a hard life out there for all of us, so there's no need for that extra negative energy.
That is unless someone puts me through something awful. Then I'd ask for a big can of karma to haunt them in return. But, let's say I was petty enough to ruin someone's snack, or take out my vengeance on those height-challenged people. These folks may want a chance of redemption.
A Perfect Day Gone Wrong
The silver lining here is that nobody has a great distance fall. You can say that this family thought they had the perfect plan, but they didn't fully think through their yearly family photo.
If the bottom had a pile of alligators, they'd be so screwed it's not funny. Next year, plan ahead.
Kim And Kanye Need A Personal Chef
If they're going to have meals like this, a private chef would be a great decision. However, most of us don't know how to be rich or be that famous, so maybe they're still working out the kinks.
Only fools do that, but I guess that makes Kim and Kanye a fool for making a meal most college students wouldn't dare eat.
These Guys Are Willing To Wait Out The Rain Delay
Waiting in the exact same spot for half an hour can seem like you're waiting at a red light with absolutely no traffic around.
I'd keep playing, but before I was born, my dad and his friends got hit by lightning when they tried to run back to the open house on the golf course. Luckily, they're all still alive. The most spontaneous combustion is still ahead that could only happen when you're cutting the lawn.
The Cheat Meal Wasn't Meant To Be
Come on, now. You still have lots of fries to eat, just not the ones that are near the floor mat in the car.
I can't predict human behavior, but there's gonna be one person who's going to eat this no matter what. Yes, the salt tastes good, but you're eating fries off the ground.
It Was Locked Up...
Somebody found a way to ruin someone else's week. But, is it really necessary to steal random bike parts?
Any bike thief will come off as a total loser because they're so desperate to get a dime, or two. It's amazing that these are the only parts they were missing!
Well, That's A Hassle
All you wanted to do is mow the lawn, but your lazy-self found a way out of it. To me, this looks like a sabotage. I can't tell you how many times I wished for this to happen.
Now, this doesn't mean you can throw it out and buy a new one. If the grass catches fire, you won't have to take care of it anymore. Fun fact: the idea of using a urinal doesn't apply to some plumbers, but the next one will make you want to bring a deck of cards.
They Said Hiking Would Be Fun
Dang, someone forgot to bring bug spray again. Do you want malaria? Because that's how you're going to get it.
Unless she's going to use this for her Tinder profile, I'm quite surprised she could stay still for so long. If this were me, I'd be running around like a chicken with its head cut off.
Oh, Snap
How unfortunate. I don't know what happen, but it probably started out fun until it ended. This is good news if you haven't RSVP'd yet.
I have a feeling either Steve or Pam's post will eventually get bitter. Despite the marriage ending, someone's gotta move on.
Anyone Have A Deck Of Cards?
The idea of using urinals doesn't exist for some plumbers. Whoever did this must really hate who sits on the right one.
Not only that, but they have to borrow toilet paper. If you bring a deck of cards for a round of go fish, you could end up making new friends. It's not every day you walk into the bathroom to find one of your favorite childhood cartoons appear in such a demoralizing way. That Looney Tunes character is coming up.
The Monsters Of Hollywood
Honest to God, Bart's face is the funniest thing I've seen all day. It's the thumbs up that does it for me.
However, you can empathize with the kid in the front because this does sum up a bad dream. He's slowly realizing that his sister being pulled into the darkness.
Clearly, Somebody Wanted These Stolen
Good to know somebody didn't scope it up. To me, this feels like a sign that somebody was out to get them.
Now, if the gum-fanatic were a true evil genius, they probably wanted to pop in a piece without looking at it. Some people have a weird obsession with gum.
What's Up, Doc?
If you adored all the Looney Tunes cartoons as a kid, welcome to your nightmare.
Honestly, at any age, you would probably rather pee your pants than sit on a demoralizing version of Bugs Bunny. it's not every day you walk into the bathroom to this. Somebody certainly took the "free cash withdrawal" to a whole new level. The mystery behind that is coming up.
You Have To Protest Something
Tall people can argue that the mirror looks big enough that all of them can live in peace. But, I'm not entirely sure if this is a protest, because it doesn't seem like discrimination.
Perhaps the building manager of this bathroom could adjust the mirror for everyone of different heights.
Iguana's Live A Mad Thug Life
So, this iguana came out of nowhere and ran up on someone's lunch. It's not a terrible thing, but it's one of those situations that the waiter will never believe.
Instead of grabbing the wallet, you grabbed your phone and took a picture because there's no way anyone would believe you got robbed by an iguana.
Just Trying To Get Some Cash Here...
Well, someone took the "free cash withdrawal" to another level. The crappiest part of it all is that it's not a convenience for everyone else.
It does say free cash, but come on, ATM smasher. That's a common courtesy you have zero experience with. While some cops have busted up places, others have done a thing that no cop has done before. The one thing they can't arrest is still on the way.
Thanks, I Really Wanted That To Happen
You're a bigger jerk if you leave the scene. If any cameras were in the parking lot, I'm sure they could track who actually did this.
The dent is as perfect as a camel's hump, but it looks like a shopping cart damage the interior too. Your best case is to stay to file a police report.
Up In Smoke
That's your fault for doing too much homework and giving yourself the self-satisfaction.
The magic smoke from this internet box is something you don't see very often. I'm happy that it didn't blow up, because that could have caused a very bad house fire.
Cops Who Are Ready To Bust Up Anything
Apparently, this cop took the whole search warrant thing to a level most officers haven't seen before.
No car should ever burst through someone's place, but it feels much worse if it's a police car. Cops can't arrest buildings, and they certainly can't charge the building with resisting.
Too Much Came Through The House
That's the worst, especially with older trees. It's never easy trying to regroup after a tree falls thanks to thunderstorms and high winds.
The best part is that it doesn't seem like any house is destroyed, but maybe the back deck is. That's going to be one interesting phone call to your insurance company, that's for sure.
The Best Part Is Ruined
You had one job! Well, in this certain instance, you can get some icing and do some patchwork.
At least the cake wasn't smushed or flattened like a pancake. Maybe somebody in the office will take the icing and eat it all.
