These Perfectly Timed Pictures Will Evoke A Perfectly Timed Jaw-Drop Guaranteed
Moments come and go in the blink of an eye, so it's easy to miss most of them. While we're nose-deep in our smartphones or laptops life is happening all around us whether we want to believe it or not.
Sometimes getting the "perfect" picture revolves around a beautiful smile or a flawless angle of your face you've never seen before. Other times, the perfect picture is a well-timed photobomb by a stork or the face of a newborn seamlessly infused on an adult's body by accident. These pictures were captured at the right moment from the right perspective, and we're so happy about it.
Her Hair Is On FIIIIREE - Alicia Keys
We've seen this one too many times. An overexcited mom or daughter is trying to blow out their candles, forgetting that their long hair is very flammable.
This picture captures the blissful moments before chaos ensues, sheer panic erupts, and cakes are thrown to the ground. It's safe to say this woman had a "lit" birthday.
Never Skip Leg Day
This picture perfectly exemplifies why it's very important not to skip leg day. On average, 65% of people who regularly go to the gym say if they had to miss a workout for a muscle it would be legs.
The aftermath of leg day is crushing. You are basically crippled because you can't walk up or down stairs without assistance.
Big Man, Little Hat
Can we have a serious talk about the type of people that subways attract? If you want to go somewhere with premium people watching, your first stop should be the subway.
You have a mix of millionaires in suits and homeless people climbing poles and booty dancing within inches of each other. You also just so happen to see big men with little hats which is pretty cool too, I guess.
Yogis Are So Weird
It's time that everyone recognizes yogis for who they truly are, weirdos. This picture only scratches the surface of how yogis act on a regular basis.
We get that this guy was sick of the sun blasting into his eyes, but there are other steps that can be taken before this one. Sunglasses, hats, even towels covering your face will do the trick. Classic yogi.
Mr. Meowth, We Have Lift Off
While all of you have your eyes on Elon Musk and his SpaceX program, you're burying the other successful launches into space.
Mr. Meowth (it's a lazy nickname, I know) has been working on his pocket rocket for a while and is making good ground on his attempts. Trump shouldn't be worried about North Korea; he should be worried about the cat population being close to making a rocket. Cats want to murder humans; it's facts. Only the Lord knows what Mr. Meowth is planning to use this for.
We Need More Well-Informed Chipmunks
In a time when chipmunks are constantly being marginalized and oppressed by humans and squirrels alike, education is power, and the more powerful chipmunks we have, the better.
This chipmunk is probably reading about the nut shortage that's happening in the local park in the popular newspaper The Nutty News. Really sorry for that.
Snort That Fresh Hair, I Mean Air
This should be an advertisement for a shampoo brand. We've all been there and taken a fresh whiff of someone else's hair and basically had to taste it.
If this girl had the snorting power to actually suck up all that hair, we should be suspicious of her hobbies.
Is There Such Thing As A Fear Of Bridges?
This picture was taken moments before this bridge collapsed in Brazil. None of these girls died, but all of them suffered major injuries as they fell 30 feet.
Yes, this post took a quick 180 degree turn into Darkville, but it's currently blowing up the internet. If you didn't have a fear of bridges before, you probably do now.
The Prettiest Chewbacca Cosplay
It's becoming more and more normal for women to not shave their arms or legs. It's hard to blame them because honestly, who doesn't want a little extra insulation?
The whole being grossed out by hair thing has always been very weird. Hair is very normal yet if it's on a girl's body other than her head it's seen as being repulsive and puke-worthy. This picture shows that they can easily pull it off.
Is this kid coming up half jellyfish? Or is it the most perfectly timed water balloon exploding? You decide.
This Is Straight Out Of A Harry Potter Movie
I'm not going to. lie, I've never seen or read any of the Harry Potter movies or books (if that completely discredits me as a writer in your eyes, I understand). So, take me saying this looks like it's straight out of Harry Potter with a grain of salt.
In other news, owls are going extinct. Well, the Northern Spotted Owl, the Snowy Owl and the Burrowing Owl are all about to. You're welcome — there's your talking point at the dinner table tonight.
This Is Taking Having A Baby Face To A New Level
Everyone has a friend in their squad that has the body of a 30-year-old but the face of a 14-year-old.
These people are called "Baby Face Bandits," and there's no better example of one than in this picture. They always have a hard time getting into bars and have an even harder time growing facial hair.
A Very Rare Jellyfish
While we look at this rare photo of a Jellyfish, we should probably try to understand more about them.
If a jellyfish is cut into two pieces, they can regenerate and create two organisms. If they're injured, they can literally clone themselves and produce hundreds of offspring. Some of them are even immortal because once they hit a certain age, they actually have the ability to travel backward.
...And This Is What Nightmares Are Made Of
While we're on the topic of scary ocean dwellers, let's dive into how scary Great White Sharks are.
The good news about this picture is that this seemingly eyeless shark will only have a life expectancy of around 25 years. So you may be able to outlast him, but, it is also interesting to note that researchers found a GWS that was over 7,000 pounds. Say it with me, "I'm NEVER stepping foot in an ocean again."
Everyone After They Walk Out Of Chipotle
Although this picture is cool, it's a little bit too artsy fartsy for me. Okay, that's the end of the dad jokes for the rest of this article, I promise.
This is a live look-in at someone who just went to Chipotle and is now attempting to go out in public. To say that this person is gaseous would be an understatement. Keep the ozone layer in this area in your thoughts and prayers.
Just Your Everyday Stork Baby Delivery
Just when you thought that you understood how babies are made, this picture just completely destroys it.
Storks have been doing the heavy lifting of newborns for years. Humans tried to mirror their efforts by calling people "midwives," but we all know the OG baby deliverers.
This Is Reassuring To See Before A Flight
So, I'm going to go ahead and say that this wasn't the landing that this flight crew had in mind. They certainly didn't stick the landing on this one. The silver lining is that taking a commercial airplane remains the safest way to travel.
This is yet another reason why you should stay away from bridges by any means necessary.
That's Quite A Shot
Interestingly enough, your urine can be the window into your body's overall health. It provides vital information about your kidney and heart. Increased bathroom trips can signal health issues.
Also, contrary to popular belief, pee that has a rotten stench isn't necessarily a bad thing. Things like asparagus, coffee, and garlic can all cause an odor.
Genetic Modifications Have Come A Long Way
What's next, technology? So we're already able to infuse a horse head onto a human body yet we can't seem to figure out how to get rid of telemarketers?
This seems a little bit backward from what I envisioned when science would combine horses and humans. I don't know how many people are going to find you too attractive, plus the dental bill will be pretty high.
We Have Found Jesus And He Came Back As A Dog
So for everyone who has been wondering where Jesus has been all these years, he's right here. It's hard to blame him for wanting to resurrect as a puppy because they're the happiest things in the world.
He's showing you that he can walk on water. Rumor has it that the owner also says he periodically catches the dog popping bottles of red wine and chugging them straight from the bottle.
BOOM! Right To The Face
This coast guard instructor found out the hard way that their water hoses pack a punch.
There's no way for a teacher to seamlessly be able to recover from his humiliation in front of his class. This is what some would call an "involuntary hydration," and it's the only thing you need to look at on a bad day.
They'll Never Catch Me Here
Getting a full meal as a well-trained house cat can be pawsitively impossible. Humans have the need to keep their diet in check to make sure they're in tip-top shape for every Instagram photoshoot.
This clever feline found a. way to beat the system by tearing into the treats without anyone suspecting a thing.
Don't Blow Smoke Up This Guy's...
Vaping has really gotten out of control when 16th-century statues are getting in on the craze.
I think the biggest problem with vaping is the lies. Catching a wiff of cotton candy should be a great moment in any person's day. Finding out the source of that smell is a neckbeard showing off their 'special talent' for making donut rings of smoke is a great way to see that great day just disappear.
