These Savage Pranksters Pulled The Most Passive Aggressive Practical Jokes
These pranksters took their joke game to the next level, and their targets really did not appreciate it. You definitely don't want to be on the receiving end of any of these pranks. If you're feeling vengeful though, you might want to steal some ideas from these guys.
Do you have enemies? Would you like some? If so, this list is for you. Read on to see the worst creamy substance that could possibly end up in a doughnut, and an OTT prank involving a box of macaroni and a pitcher.
Salty Patch Kids
Anyone else lick all the sour powder off of sour candies before you eat them? Can you imagine touching your tongue to what you think is a delicious orange Sour Patch Kid, only to discover that all that sour powder is actually salt! Gross!
Why would anyone ruin a perfectly good pack of Sour Patch Kids? No prank is worth that.
Let's Get Loud
Sitting down is one of the best activities. The only thing that tops it is lying down. Why would you ruin a perfectly good sitting opportunity with an extremely loud airhorn?
People are cruel. Unrigged chairs are our only salvation. This is a disaster waiting to happen.
Quit Bugging Me!
This is a good way to scare someone silly, especially someone who is terrified of bugs. Just don't play this trick on someone who is likely to knock that lamp across the room.
Nobody wants a broken lamp. Also, a smaller bug may be more realistic and more effective. Just a tip. Read on for some doughnuts that you won't have a tough time resisting.
Weiner Water
This is the absolute worst. I don't even know what kind of twisted mind would come up with this idea. Hotdog water is to be disposed of immediately.
Do not pass go, do not collect $200, do not put it in an ice cube tray. Also, never smell it.
An Impawster!
This is a prank I can get behind. Also, I appreciate this extremely tolerant dog. It must have taken a lot of time and effort to find or make outfits and wigs that match those pictures perfectly.
I am amused, even if her mom isn't. Good work.
The Worst Way To Use Mayonaise
Nope nope nope. This is not allowed. Put the mayonnaise away. Everybody go home. Custard filled doughnuts are one of the few pure joys in life. Why would you ruin them with a subpar condiment?
This is the absolute worst. I won't stand for it. Keep reading for the strangest place to find Kim Jong-un.
Chocolate Covered Brussels Sprouts
Well, somebody is angry— and somebody is about to be very very angry. Imagine digging into your Easter candy only to find that all of your Fererro Rochers are Brussels sprouts disguised as delicious treats?
The whole holiday is canceled. If this is how we treat Easter, we don't deserve Easter.
A Mouthful Of Mustard
Here's an impossible "would you rather" for you. Would you rather eat a doughnut filled with mayonnaise or a cupcake topped with mustard?
How about neither. How about we leave all of the baked goods alone. This is sneaky as heck. Save the mustard for your literal beef, don't use it to settle your beef with a "friend."
Family Member Or Korean Dictator?
Sometimes you just move through life without taking note of your surroundings. This is one of those times. It's not his mum's fault that she can't tell the difference between her son and Kim Jong-un.
Everyone in the world just starts to blur together in this day and age.
False Advertising
Lies. But also, super clever. This is a good harmless prank. Nobody is going to ingest any misplaced condiments. Nobody is going to get hurt. Somebody might be disappointed, but that's what pranks are for.
Pranks: disappointing people since that one caveman asked that other caveman to pull his finger.
No Dishes For You
This mom is savage. See kids, this is what can happen if you don't wash your dishes. You will lose your dish-having privileges. Keep up the mess making and you'll lose the plastic cutlery too.
You'll have to eat ice cream with your bare hands. I know that will probably make more of a mess, but that's the way it's gonna be.
A Lot Of Effort For A Gum Prank
This is actually a super creative prank. It takes a good amount of planning and effort and supply gathering... I definitely wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of this one though.
Play-Doh smells good, but I don't want to spend any time chewing on it. I did enough of that as a two-year-old.
Everything Is Art
Examine the angles of the sunglasses, the sheen of the watch. This piece is a piercing commentary on our generation's tendency to waste time and blind themselves to inequality.
Good prank. Ten out of ten. It's always a good idea to make fun of art.
That Ain't Orange Juice
Oh my goodness. This is absolutely horrifying. Imagine pouring yourself a cold glass of orange juice and then taking a big gulp of liquefied cheese powder.
Whoever did this to me would never be forgiven, and would be served the most brutal prank in return. Rule number 1: you do not mess with breakfast.
An Avocado! Thannkkss
I would actually be very pleased to receive an avocado. Avocados are healthier and more expensive than chocolate eggs.
Yeah, it would be a surprise to find an avocado in a Cadbury wrapper, but a pleasant surprise. Does anyone want some guacamole? Read on to see the worst thing you could possibly do to your friend in the shower.
Coffee On Demand
This prank would keep me occupied for hours. I wonder what people said to the coffee machine to try to get it to work.
I think I'd walk up to it and say, "hello sir coffee machine, I would like a cup of your finest brew, please and thank you."
Manic Mixology
Whoever did this has serious issues. What kind of sadist would combine Skittles, M&Ms and Reese's Pieces? All three candies delicious on their own, but together, they become a candy-coated nightmare.
This is not a prank. This is the devil's work. Do not try this at home.
A Soupy Shower
Would you like to bathe in beef stock? Want to smell like a stew for a week and a half? I didn't think so. This is a horrible prank. Do not inflict this agony on your roommate.
It's creative though. And funny. That's the problem with pranks, the funniest ones are always the most damaging.
Minty Fresh
Mint and chocolate is actually a winning combination, but toothpaste is not just mint, it's toothpaste. I don't want toothpaste anywhere near my Oreos, ever.
Also, what happens to all the Oreo cream that you scrape out of the Oreo? Do you eat it without the cookie? Because that's barbaric.
The Best Kind Of Payback
This is the best way to get out of doing chores. Our moms have become way too reliant on technology. This would never happen if she just yelled really loud, "hey kid! Come downstairs and do the dishes!"
What are we going to do with these parents who are always on their phones?
