Every so often, a picture appears on the internet that is beyond our understanding. Our human minds are not capable of figuring out where it came from or how it came to be. No matter how long we stare at it, it will always confuse the heck out of us.
Keep reading if you’d like to see the best cursed images the internet has to offer collected in one place for your twisted viewing pleasure. You’ll see earbuds like you’ve never seen them before, and I bet you’ll never look at Spaghetti-Os the same way again.
So Did She Chicken Out?
Umm… I’m not sure why anybody thought this would be a good prom-posal. Is he dressed up as a chicken nugget?
Is this what teenagers think is romantic nowadays? How far our society has fallen. At least he tried to keep the nuggets clean with the plastic wrap.
The Bonk To End All Bonks
We will never know what this man did to deserve a hit so savage. We will never know whether this happened by accident or on purpose.
We will never know how the cameraman managed to capture this precise moment. All we can know is that we have this picture— and that is enough.
We’ve Hit Peak Meme
If you don’t understand this picture, don’t talk to me or my son ever again. I’ll admit that it’s not totally sensical, and we still have a lot of questions,
I’m not sure why all of this is happening in the dark. That seems a little ominous. It was a good idea, but I can’t tell if the execution is awful or amazing.
The Party Has Begun
The party don’t start ’til dog walks in. Truer words have never been spoken. A dog by itself is a real party starter, but a dog with a stick? Fuggetaboutit.
This Golden retriever will be retrieving the fun all night long. Keep reading to see Sonic have an identity crisis.
I Don’t Know, Are They?
I guess feet are kind of like shoes for your bones, but I don’t really want to think about that.
Feet are probably not shoes. That’s something I was more certain about before I saw this picture. Now I’m doubting the nature of existence.
Woody Has A Dark Side
Well, it looks like we don’t have a friend in anybody at this point. Woody was very disappointed that this kid wasn’t Andy, and he had something to say about it.
Woody’s had a rough life. He’s almost died on more than one occasion. I think we can cut him some slack for being a bit on edge.
Sonic Gets A Reality Check
I mean, I understand his confusion. He doesn’t really look like an actual hedgehog. He just has some spikes and a face. By that logic, if I drew eyes on a pineapple, that would also be a hedgehog.
Sonic needs to take a long hard look in the mirror and come to terms with his true self.
And I Thought Tickle Me Elmo Couldn’t Get Any Worse
Look, Tickle Me Elmo is already pretty scary. It’s a furry toy that responds to your touch. Also, I’m pretty sure tickling is a form of torture.
This is so much worse. I can’t even tell if those are peppers arranged to look like Elmo, or if someone just shoved Elmo in a pickle jar.
Umm… You’re Welcome?
Is… is this real? Should I be afraid? Whose teeth are those? Why does Kohl’s want me to have them?
I don’t think I will ever truly understand this image, and I’m not sure that I ever want to understand it.
Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle
P.S. if you didn’t read the title above this picture in Jason Derulo’s voice, there is something wrong with you.
Moving right along, I’m not sure what all these full-grown punks are doing at a Wiggles concert, but whatever it is, it doesn’t look safe.
Delete This Evil
I mean, somebody did this on purpose, right? Earbuds don’t just contort themselves this badly of their own volition.
Those are hand tied knots if I’m not mistaken. I wouldn’t wish this catastrophe on my worst enemy. Keep reading to see a teddy bear whose missing some important features.
The Club I Never Knew I Needed
I’m going to tell you a secret. Mrs. Fowl completely escaped my memories before I saw this picture. I didn’t forget that she existed, but I forgot to think about her for a good number of years.
Now she is back in my life and I am honestly so thankful.
An Unexpected Visitor
That’s just a cardboard cut-out of a horse, right? Nobody took a horse up a bunch of stairs and made it stand by the window…
Unless they did, in which case, I have more questions that you’ll ever know. I guess we’ll all just have to live with the uncertainty.
Mr. Noface Von Teddington
Who read the “oh, my” in George Takei’s voice? I have a lot of questions about this bear, but the most important one is why are they charging $3.99 for him?
A rare faceless bear? This thing is worth at least $5.00. I kid, it’s worth nothing. Put it in the garbage.
The Genders Of The Future
So, we can tell it’s a girl pizza because it has arms. Boy pizzas don’t have arms. Everybody knows that.
Every pizza you’ve ever eaten was a boy. You’ve never even met a girl pizza. I think it’s time to take a hard look at your life, Richard (He knows who he is).
Spaghetti-Os? More like Spaghetti Nos, as in, no you didn’t freeze canned circular spaghetti in an ice cube tray and plop it in a glass of water like it was no big deal.
This is an abomination. I’m calling the police. Get ready. They’re coming.
Beam Me Up, Doggo
This little pup is going for a ride. He’s not sure where he’ll end up, but he knows that there must be a place better than this world.
He is sad, but not discouraged. The new world is out there if we are only brave enough to seek it out.
Does She Know?
Ah, D’s nuts, the forbidden fruit. Mrs. D might want to go back to using her full name, unless, of course, she’s trying to get internet famous, which could be a good marketing strategy.
I suddenly have a craving for pistachios.
Kirby Lurks In The Dark
Don’t let his soft, pink exterior fool you. Kirby is full of rage. He’ll get you when you least expect it, and he won’t feel sorry about it at all.
I have a lot of questions about this picture, but I think it would be best for everybody If I just left Kirby in peace.
The Cursed Concert
The smaller heads look so unsettling next to the big, obnoxious heads. Honestly, though, the size of their heads is the least of my concerns. I’m a bit more worried about the proportions.
Somebody fix this before it infects us all. Where is Perry? Perry can save us.