In a world that’s filled with insanely negative political turmoil, we all need a little bit of a laugh every now and again. While it sucks for the many of us who struggle to put one foot in front of the other without tripping and faceplanting, we also have to recognize that it’s unbelievably entertaining.
It’s easy to think that you’re the only one who fails miserably on a regular basis, but let me assure you that you’re in good company. Sit back, relax, and enjoy other people feeling life’s burn instead of you this time.
Tinder Vs Reality
This is exactly what it’s like to go on a Tinder date. You meet up with who you think is a Beyonce look-a-like, and you find out in real life they look more like Tyler Perry.
Dating online is very deceiving because you only get to see their very best angles and personality. The reality check comes when you actually go on a date.
Wouldn’t That Be A Plot Twist?
If you haven’t sat at home during a sick day from work or school and watched Wheel of Fortune, you haven’t lived a fulfilled life.
Trying to guess the missing letters and getting the words right is basically impossible. This dad took a wild stab at it, and honestly, it’s a great attempt.
Prepare For Impact
Everyone has their first time ever getting behind the wheel of a car. It’s terrifying and exciting all mixed up into one emotion (for both dad and daughter).
This dad is taking every precaution to ensure his safety in case of an (almost inevitable) car accident. Safety first. Coming up, a police officer tries to catch the real culprits on 420 and it’s brilliant.
Starbucks Lovers Are A Different Breed
If you’ve run into a diehard Starbucks fan, you’ll know. They’re loud and obnoxious about their “Starbies” and there is never a moment in time when they don’t have their hands glued to a cup.
Don’t even get them started with the “secret menu” either. They act like it’s the holy grail of impeccable drinks and food. NO ONE CARES.
This Could Be Revolutionary
I don’t know about you, but this could be the breakfast sandwich of the future. While all of y’all are stuck in 2008 still eating your bacon, egg, and cheese bagels, this person gets to indulge in cream cheese and hard-boiled egg.
Not only is this better tasting (because anything that cream cheese touches is gold), but it’s also healthier. I have no studies to back that up, but the egg is less processed, I guess?
Can We Talk About Cheetos For A Second?
This may be an unpopular opinion, but I don’t see how anyone can genuinely say that Cheetos taste better than chips.
First of all, they’re messy to eat and stick to your fingers. Second of all, they kind of smell like feet that haven’t been washed in six days. Again, I understand that it’s probably unpopular but maybe I’ll change some minds. Just ahead, a dad sends his daughter who’s in college a package. What she finds is, uh, surprising, to say the least?
“Yeah, When Pigs Fly”
There are so many questions to be answered when looking at this picture. First of all, good for that pig for being an independent thinker and wanting to see the world.
It gets a 10/10 on the diving form. If it was jumping into a pool there would probably be no splash. We’re all cheering for this pig to make a life worth living as he roams the world.
This Whole Driving Thing Is “Safe”, Right?
Did you get my pun there? That’s the last awful, predictable, unfunny play on words for the rest of the article, I promise.
This is some serious dedication to driving. If only this guy could put that much thought and sacrifice into his studies instead of stealing.
It Was Worth The Effort
As a college student, you get really giddy when your parents send you a big package in the mail.
What could it be? Keys to a new car? Groceries for the week? A variety of different alcohol? The sheer disappointment of a single chip would be devastating. Thanks, dad. Just ahead, a makeshift fish aquarium that will revolutionize the fish tanks for many years to come.
Life’s About How Well You Can Deceive
There’s a lot of hope for even the untalented people of the world. As long as you can deceive people into thinking you’re talented in some way, you’ve found the key to success.
If you’re interviewing for a job that you’re highly unqualified for, it’s imperative that you fake it until you make it.
Same, Same But Different
I don’t know if you’ve ever tried dog treats before, but they’re actually not that gross.
I’m not sure how good your vanilla yogurt would taste after you sprinkled it with birdseed instead of trail mix, but it’s worth the try. Maybe it’s like Red Bull and will give you wings.
“Grab A Beer And A Fish”
This is actually genius. Not only do you have dinner for the next three weeks, but you also have a makeshift aquarium.
If you have fish as pets you know how expensive getting a good tank and can be. They’re also pointless pets to have because they DON’T DO ANYTHING. Coming up, a mother’s brutal honesty in action. It’s hilarious.
That’s A Natural Smile If I’ve Ever Seen It
We all have those friends that just can’t figure out how to have a natural smile. Every time they pose for a picture it’s like they have a gun pointed at their head.
For Brian, this is the most width he’s got in a long time and it’s, uh, completely unforced. No external factors affecting his facial expression at all.
Even Sadder Because It’s At McDonald’s
Have you ever felt like no one notices you? Everyone passes over you without giving you a chance and it’s unfair.
This is like being on the playground at school and being the last choice for the kickball team. It’s devastating to the ego.
A Mother’s Honesty Is Refreshing
Sometimes you need the unfiltered honesty from your mother. Only a mom can tell you to get your life together in the harshest way and you’ll still love her.
She can get away with a lot of things because she literally carried you in her body for nine months. I think that gives her a qualified pass. Coming up, a picture that perfectly shows how weird substitute teachers really are.
This Is An Inspiring Sequence Of Events
This is more than just somebody dropping some sandwiches. This is a story about life and how to deal with controversy.
This is a story about how to make the best out of crappy situations. This kid may have dropped everyone’s lunch on the ground, but he still managed to eat it. He never gave up on those sandwiches. He knew the risk of eating them and still pushed forward.
The Third Wheeling Starter Pack
One of these people is kissing the love of their life, and the other is kissing their girlfriend.
When has alcohol ever cheated on you? Never. When has alcohol ever yelled at you? Never. When has alcohol demanded you take it out for dinner? Never.
Substitute Teachers Are Weird
I don’t understand why every single substitute teacher is weird. It seems that a prerequisite to being a sub is to also have some bizarre skeletons in the closet.
There’s no way a normal, sane person sees a bottle of spicy mustard as a casual drink. It just doesn’t happen.
The True Revolutionary Of Our Time
Every generation has had their paradigm shifters. From Martin Luther King Jr. to Albert Einstein, there are many people to look up to.
For the younger generation, it’s this girl. Being able to have the confidence and patience to drive a Barbie Jeep to school is just brilliant and quite honestly, a game changer.
Well, This Backfired
I would go as far as to say that nine out of ten times this strategy works well. Women’s bathrooms have more stalls than the mens’ does which means you have a better chance of being able to sit down.
The problem is that you have to go in and out without being spotted. This can be, and is proving to be a difficult task.