He was a skater goat. He said see you later, goat. He wasn’t good enough for her. Some say Avril Lavigne wrote her hit song about a genuine skater boy, but others know better. This skater goat has been busy shredding the gnar and rocking out on MTV while all the other pretty, shallow goats are sticking up their noses and taking ballet classes. Side note: no goats need to take ballet classes because insane, choreographed jumping is just an inherent talent. But shredding the gnar better than your brother in his 15th hour playing Tony Hawk Pro Skater Underground – that’s impressive.