These Things Look Delicious, But Do Not, Under Any Circumstances, Put Them In Your Mouth

Don’t Eat This Bacony Wood Unless You Want Mouth Splinters

Photo Credit: Keeebin / Reddit
Photo Credit: Keeebin / Reddit

I want to put this sliced log right into my mouth even though it’s not actually bacon, and even though it looks more like raw bacon than cooked bacon.

I won’t do it though, because I’m a smart human being who doesn’t eat plain wood.