These Wives And Girlfriends Of Comedians Are Simply Stunning

While they spend the majority of their time making fans laugh, do you think comedians have much time to find romantic partners? The ones that do tend to stay with them for the long run, probably because they’re the funniest guys around and rumor has it that women appreciate a guy who makes them laugh. From Jerry Seinfeld to Jason Sudeikis, some of today’s comedy stars have really sweet romances. Here are the girlfriends and wives of your favorite comedians.

Sacha Baron Cohen & Isla Fisher

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Sacha Baron Cohen is as funny as it gets, and his wife Isla Fisher isn’t too bad herself. A relationship built on jokes, or was it love? Either way, these two swore “until death do us part” in March of 2010.

Since then, they’ve had three kids together. There’s their boy Montgomery, and his two sisters, Olive and Elula. Three children, plus the guy that played Borat? That must be some fun for Fisher when they’re all together!

Jason Sudeikis & Olivia Wilde

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Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis are a beautiful couple. Sudeikis handles the jokes, as he started his career in improv comedy during the ’90s. In 2003, he landed a writing job for Saturday Night Live, and would eventually fall on much success as a cast member and then movie actor.

His better half, Wilde, is most notably known for her role as Remy “Thirteen” Hadley on the medical series, House. As of April 2020, the two have an engagement to get married, and they share two children.

Dane Cook & Kelsi Taylor

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Dane Cook became extremely popular around the same time MySpace did. The only thing is, just like MySpace, Cook also lost a significant amount of popularity. Now, you might find him doing short domestic tours or even overseas, but nothing major.

He has a girlfriend named Kelsi Taylor, and the two have an age difference of 26 years. Believe what you may, but they’ve been an item since 2017. In January of 2018, sources were quoted saying that the two are getting “serious.”

Seth Rogen & Lauren Miller Rogen

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In 2007, funny guy Seth Rogan had his breakthrough as a leading man when he starred in Knocked Up. After that, the rest was history. He’s now a prominent comedic figure in Hollywood. The Green Hornet, Pineapple Express, and Superbad are only a few of his major successes.

As for his partner, he started dating Lauren Miller in 2004. Six years later, they decided to get engaged then married a year after that in 2011. Lauren is a Florida State University alumna. She’s also appeared alongside Seth in a few films.

Aziz Ansari & Serena Skov Campbell

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It’s practically a miracle that we found such a high-quality image of this secretive couple. Living in privacy isn’t anything new for Aziz Ansari, the actor, comedian, and writer who stars in the Netflix original, Master of None.

At some point between 2018 and 2019, he began seeing a Danish Physics Ph.D. named Serena Skov Campbell. He’s mentioned their relationship in recent standup routines, but that’s about the most you’ll hear about this love. Ansari prefers to keep things private.

Kevin James & Steffiana De La Cruz

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Kevin James is a seasoned veteran on the comedy scene. His work includes some of the funniest films of recent years, such as I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry and Grown Ups. He also starred in the hilarious TV show, The King of Queens, between 1998 and 2007.

As for his wife, Steffiana de la Cruz, he met her on a blind date in 2001. In only three months, the two moved in together, then got married three years later in 2004.

Eddie Murphy & Paige Butcher

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When it comes to iconic comedians, Eddie Murphy is one of the select few that fall into that category. From Saturday Night Live to The Nutty Professor, Murphy’s career blossomed after his stand-up days.

After a divorce and a few other failed relationships, Murphy found warmth in model Paige Butcher. The two started dating in 2012, and by 2016, they had a daughter together. After having a son in 2018, the couple decided to get engaged that same year.

Adam & Jackie Sandler

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If you look at Adam Sandler’s career, he’s made quite the living off of starring alongside beautiful leading ladies and being funny. When he married Jackie in 2003, he signed on to a full-time position of being funny and charming.

Before saying I do to Adam, Jackie went by Jacqueline Titone. She’s a model and actress, and now the couple has two daughters together. It looks like Adam has a great thing going for him, and we wish him well.

Amy Schumer & Chris Fischer

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Amy Schumer’s career launched in the early 2000s when she was just a stand-up comedian. After appearing on the fifth season of Last Comic Standing in 2007, Schumer received some decent buzz. One of her most notable film appearances to date was in Trainwreck.

In mid-2019, Schumer had her first child with her husband, Chris Fischer. The couple got married on February 13, 2018. Fischer is a farmer and a chef. Schumer also announced in her Netflix special that he on the autism spectrum.

Jonah Hill & Gianna Santos

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If you watched Superbad, then it’s pretty hard to forget about Jonah Hill’s performance. You can say the same about his role in The Wolf of Wall Street with Leonardo DiCaprio. He’s as funny as they come.

For the most part, Hill isn’t the one that you’ll see in the tabloids or making headlines. It was in 2018 when the press first saw him with his partner, Gianna Santos. In September of 2019, the two got engaged. There isn’t much information publicly known about her outside of the fact that she’s a content manager at beauty startup Violet Grey.

Kevin Hart & Eniko Parrish

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Kevin Hart didn’t start out as a superstar, but his relentless work ethic and perseverance made him become as big as they get. From supporting roles in movies like Scary Movie 3 and The 40-Year-Old Virgin to starring alongside Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson in Jumanji: The Next Level, Hart has had a full career.

Controversy aside, Hart began dating Eniko Parrish in 2009. Hart proposed to Parrish in 2014, and the two tied the knot in 2016 near Santa Barbara, California.

Jimmy Kimmel & Molly McNearney

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Many know Jimmy Kimmel for his time as the late-night talk show host on Jimmy Kimmel Live. The jokester never ceases to make fun of anyone and anything worthy of getting targeted.

Kimmel began dating Molly McNerney in October of 2009. She is a co-head writer for Jimmy Kimmel Live, and the two eventually married in July of 2013. A year after saying their vows, the pair had their first daughter. Today, Kimmel has a total of four kids; two are with Molly and two are with his past wife, Gina Maddy.

Jerry & Jessica Seinfeld

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Without Jerry Seinfeld, there wouldn’t be Seinfeld. Some might argue, “who cares?” but then we would never know what went down during “The Summer of George.” Seinfeld remains relevant today with his Netflix series about picking up coffee in cars with other comedians.

Jerry met his wife Jessica at the gym way back in 1998. She was returning from her honeymoon with her previous marriage when she met Jerry, and one year later, she ended up with him.

Dave & Elaine Chappelle

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Funniness finds a way to leave some of the greatest comedians as they age, but some find a way to stay sharp. Someone who keeps bringing the laughs, no matter how deep in his career he’s gotten, is Dave Chappelle.

The former Comedy Central star married his wife, Elaine Chappelle, in 2001. The two live on a 65-acre farm near Yellow Springs, Ohio, and Elaine is a topic that comes up often in Dave’s stand-up specials on Netflix.

Bill Burr & Nia Hill

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If you had to pick what Bill Burr’s comedic trademark is, the best answer is his dry delivery. Some might also say it’s his lack of political correctness.

He won over the producer and actress Nia Hill after the couple met while filming a comedy show together. The two got married in 2013 and ended up having their first child four years later, in 2017. Burr will sometimes make a guest appearance on Hill’s podcast.

Jeff Dunham & Audrey Murdick

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Here we have Jeff Dunham, a comedian whose comedy might not be for everyone. He’s a regular when it comes to Netflix stand-up specials, and you might be more familiar with him if you’re a fan of ventriloquism.

Dunham filed for a divorce from his ex-wife in 2008, and by 2009, he began dating his current wife, Audrey Murdick. A few years after dating, they got married in 2012. Three years after marriage, Murdick gave birth to twin boys!

Demetri Martin & Rachael Beame

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What can’t Demetri Martin do? He’s a director, cartoonist, actor, and comedian who currently stars as Ice Bear in the Cartoon Network show We Bare Bears. Martin graduated from Yale University before attending the New York University School of Law on a full scholarship.

As for his personal life, he married his long-time girlfriend Rachael Beame in 2012. The two wed in Santa Monica, California, and now have a son named Paul and a daughter named Eve.

Judd Apatow & Leslie Mann

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Judd Apatow has a long history of directing hilarious films such as The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Knocked Up, and This Is 40. He has numerous awards to his name and it doesn’t look like he’s slowing down anytime soon.

Apatow met his future wife Leslie Mann during pre-production of the film The Cable Guy (1996). In 1997, they took their love to the next level and they got married in Los Angeles. Now, they have two daughters together.

Sebastian Maniscalco & Lana Gomez

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Sebastian Maniscalco is a stand-up comedian and an actor born in 1973. The subject matter he primarily focuses on is Italian-American culture, pop culture, and marriage. You might recognize him from his role in 2019s The Irishman.

In 2013, Maniscalco married his stunning wife, Lana Gomez. She’s a sculptor and a painter and the couple met through a shared personal trainer. As they tried to get fit, they ended up finding lasting love as a result.

Donald Glover & Michelle White

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It’s safe to say that Donald Glover can do everything, and it’s hard to find something he isn’t good. He’s a Grammy and an Emmy winner who has a comedic side as well. Comedy Central debuted his first stand-up.

As for his wife, there isn’t much information out there about her since the two keep their relationship relatively private like a few others on this list. We do know that they have two kids together.