A Friendly Reminder To All Parents That Summer Vacation Is The Worst
Old Habits Die Hard

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Having kids doesn’t always mean you need to change your summer habits. You can still spend a day at the ballpark with a beer and some sunflower seeds.
The only real difference is that you’ll have to leave in the 7th inning because they’re bored, and when you spit your seeds out the window, they end up like this on your child.