All The Reasons Why We Can’t Have Nice Things

It Was A Sophie’s Choice

This is so relatable I don’t even know where to start. How was it a good idea to make a slide out of a mirror-type material that apparently soaks in the sun more than Tan Mom on MTV? If you touch that slide you literally get third-degree burns. On the other hand, the circular tube does an excellent job of making sure you’re awake by continuously shocking you.