All The Reasons Why We Can’t Have Nice Things

They’ll Literally Lift Everything

When big buff dudes go to the gym every day they get a little bit bored just getting to lift the same weights. They look for different things to lift on the daily. Unfortunately for the drywall, it ends up taking a lot of hits. After a few “do you even lift bro?” phrases get thrown around, all bets are off and people start getting wild.