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Context is everything in life and if you haven’t realized that yet, here’s your lesson. If someone yells “FIRE” in a movie theatre than you should be worried, but if someone yells “FIRE” while listening to a rapper’s mixtape then it’s totally normal.

If you’re playing Mario Kart and someone says they hope you die, they don’t actually hope you die in real life but it’s a way to express their desire to win. Similarly, if your boyfriend yells “We’re breaking up if you lay another banana peel” he doesn’t mean it — he just wants to win.