Couples Who Know How To Ruin A Relationship In Seconds

Floor Seats Only

You can be assured that this was a hint to her boyfriend that she’s not impressed with the seats. He thought going to the basketball game would be a fun date that was bulletproof and impossible to screw up. He was wrong. She probably said, “I might as well be at home watching the game” 10 times just to drive the point home.

They’re broken up now and my guess is that her Tinder bio clearly states that if you can’t afford floor seats don’t even bother swiping right. They’re hard to come by though and unless you’re a bazillionaire you might have to swipe left.