Couples Who Know How To Ruin A Relationship In Seconds

Inflatable Love

The main problem with dating inflatable animals is that you’re dating an inflatable animal. Mark is 20 years old so this could just be a weird phase similar to a “goth phase” or a ‘gluten-free phase”. These are just moments in time while you’re trying to navigate the roller coaster of emotions that teen angst has delivered to you.

Let’s be honest though, Mark’s a player. He’s in a relationship with 15 inflatable animals while most of us can’t even get a text back. This is a recipe for disaster because it’s not possible to keep up these many strong relationships — one of them is bound to get jealous and I think it’s going to be the shark.