Couples Who Know How To Ruin A Relationship In Seconds

This Relationship Is Sinking

“Can you have a bubble bath ready for me when I get home,” she says as her 10 hour work day ends. Studies show that every boyfriend to pull this off is currently single and it’s easy to see why. First of all, candles start over 15,000 house fires a year so by having eight lit candles in one spot that basically triples the likelihood of a fire, I think.

Not only is this dangerous, but it’s also impractical. You really think anyone can wash dishes with all these candles around the perimeter? If your sleeve doesn’t catch fire then you’re probably a dishwashing wizard.

How do you show you love someone but not THAT much? This guy ahead has the perfect idea-ish.