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Now You Understand Why Mom Never Let You Eat Cake For Breakfast

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Freedom feels like going grocery shopping and getting four frozen pizzas and a cake. Freedom also feels like a week-long stomach ache and a month of regret.

To make it worse, you usually have to make up a lie why you’re buying a full ice cream cake. The grocery store clerk is probably suspicious why you have a friend’s birthday once a week.