Harsh Realities About Moving Out That Nobody Tells Us Because They Want To Watch Us All Crash And Burn

I Thought I’d Be Picking Out Kitchen Backsplash Tile Right Now

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Curse you, HGTV. I thought my first apartment would have modern hardwood flooring, an accent wall, and a breakfast bar. In reality, my first apartment includes furniture I took off the side of the road.

Word of advice: if you can find the college kid with rich parents, you can steal some pretty sweet furniture pieces on their move-out day. Next, you’ll appreciate all the food in your parent’s house so much more.