Harsh Realities About Moving Out That Nobody Tells Us Because They Want To Watch Us All Crash And Burn

Now I Feel Bad For Never Eating The Fruit My Mom Cut Up For Me

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Moving out tip: don’t buy a full bundle of bananas unless you’re prepared to make banana bread every single week. All those times my mom told me to eat fruit, I thought she was trying to make me healthy. But she was clearly trying to get rid of the fruit before it went bad.

Baby boomers think we’re spending all our money on avocado toast, but the harsh reality is that the bathroom team coming up costs the most.