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If John was the one who cut me in line and ended up getting the last scoop of Peanut Butter Crunch ice cream at the Ben And Jerry’s store, I’m willing to inquire.

If John was the one who went up on stage at the karaoke night and sang a screamo song that no one’s ever heard before, I’m willing to inquire.