If These People Were Food Items, They’d Be On The Value Picks Menu Because They’re So Darn Cheap
Stage Five Clinger

This girlfriend was too cheap to pay to go to Ibiza, but she wanted to mark her territory. This is so frightening that someone would be so whipped that they would even consider wearing this.
The only positive about getting this shirt from your girlfriend is that it will make a great shirt for starting a fire or wearing as a sweatband.