If These People Were Food Items, They’d Be On The Value Picks Menu Because They’re So Darn Cheap
When Life Gives You Snow…

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When you’re too cheap to buy a fridge, using the elements around you is very important. Snow sucks, but your relationship with it strengthens if it’s the only thing keeping your beer cold.
Unless you’re a psychopath, you know that warm beer tastes like goat pee mixed with some wheat and barley. The only beer that can’t be saved by refrigeration is Miller Lite. Change my mind.