If You Find Any Of These Things In Your Date’s Apartment, It’s Time To Find A New Date
‘Avin A Bevvy With The Boys

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Let’s dissect this for a moment, shall we? A tapestry? Where does one even get a tapestry?
Also, Saturdays are most definitely not for the boys. Not if you want any girl to give you the time of day. Saturdays are for trips to Ikea and cleaning your whole apartment.