If You Find Any Of These Things In Your Date’s Apartment, It’s Time To Find A New Date

I See You, Blonde Girl Who Is Thinking About Getting Highlights

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These three words in this order anywhere is a sign of trouble. On her Instagram bio, unironically on Twitter, framed in her bedroom, tattooed on the back of her neck… it’s bad news any way you look at it.

Run, Simba. Run far away and never return.