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It’s True What They Say About Horse Girls

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As a former horse girl, I can tell you that it’s all true. They are a little… different. They’re overdramatic and their priorities are all out of whack, and they smell like a barn 90% of the time.
Find yourself a girl who has never seen or heard the quote, “I don’t live to ride, I ride to live.”