Just A Few Pictures That Should Remind You That You’re Not As Useless As You Think

Fortune Cookie Gets Real

The realistic thing to do would be to scoff then throw out the fortune cookie. Look on the bright side — this fortune cookie got real like never before. It’s a great blessing for some of us because we don’t feel too stupid. Unless you decide to wake up to the smell of bacon and clamp your foot on a Foreman Grill beside your bed.