Moments That Are Way Too Relatable To Anyone Waiting For That Direct Deposit To Hit
When Your Toothpaste Is Past Its Last Life

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Buying a new tube of toothpaste is surprisingly expensive, and I’ve got better things to spend my $2.59 on.
I’d like to take this moment to formally apologize to all the toothpaste tubes out there being abused like this. It’s not you, it’s me. I have no money, and you’re the lowest priority.