Move Over Maury, Social Media Is Here To Determine That These People Are Lying

You’re A Sucker If You Fall For This

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No one buys a plain white lollipop. No one is buying it because it’s tasty, because it probably tastes like a bad virgin piña colada. They only bought it because they thought it had a cute panda face on it.

Good job by the marketing person behind this wrapper, but if you’re going to blatantly lie, at least make the lollipop a good flavor like blue raspberry.